Drudge: Autumn Glow: Kerry Turning Orange' Skin Transition on Eve of Debate

[jern]

AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE

[pookie18]

This is the October surprise!

If he keeps doing it, he may yet be the 2nd black president...or at least be on the way to picking up > 90% of the black vote...

[TASMANIANRED]

He obviously used a skin dye and not a tanning bed. When you do the tanning bed you have little white circles under your eyes from the goggles.

This doofus is such a mess. By debate night he is going to have to wear so much makeup to cover up this bad dye job that his makeup artist will need to use a trowel.

The second picture with the blue tinted guy, it's from silver.

[Gucho]

"COME ON OUT KERRWY!"

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Even his skin flip-flops.

[68 grunt]

I wish he'd shove that finger to check his prostrate! I am so tired of that finger pointing, lip flicking bastard! (2)

[TASMANIANRED]

"I'm sure Kerry is embarrassed by all this talk about his skin tone. "

Heres the rub. He may be embarrassed after the fact now that everyone is having a laugh about his face.

Before the appearance he must have thought it looked great.

He has got money to buy the best makeup artists in the business and he didn't see any need to try to conceal it. What is even worse is nobody on his staff had the guts to tell him he looked ridiculous.

[Geezerette]

Oh, what you DID to me!! I have a WebTV box and a 27" JVC TV screen. That pic filled up the whole screen!

Thanks!

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[TASMANIANRED]

"OUT! OUT! YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!"

Let 'em stay a little longer.

[Quilla]

Can you imagine the contrast between Kerry and Edwards should they appear together in the next few days? If anyone on his staff has a bit of sense, they'll keep them apart until this "tan" fades. I can't wait until Thursday night - talk about must see tv!

[JayNorth]

Wow! I wonder which focus group came back with "Orange is the preferred hue for presidential candidates!"

It was done by the Nacil Buper group. Unfortunately for the RATs, they didn't discover until it was too late that Nacil Buper is "republican" backwards.

[TASMANIANRED]

"Not so, consuming LARGE quantities of carrot will turn a person orange as will taking beta-carotine capsules."

Lots of spinach will make your urine green as well.

[COBOL2Java]

Rush just brought this up on his show. He said Kerry's forehead is still orange, but his cheeks are now rouge. Rush says this proves that Kerry has been 'farding' (an old, old, Rush joke). :-)

[Semper Paratus]

The next consultant Kerry should hire is not Naomi Wolfe but George Hamilton.

[Right Wing Professor]

It's a pathetic attempt to win the Tennessee electoral vote.

(And maybe that of Syracuse fans)

[Mobties]

And the people of Northern Ireland

[Nevermore]

Ooompah Loompahs were industrious, honest and wise.
I remember the Oompah Loompahs very well, and had a great deal of respect for them, and I'm telling you: Kerry is no Oompah Loopah!

[Right Wing Professor]

And the people of Northern Ireland

Yeah, buut he's been masquerading as a (southern) Irishman for 30 years. It's a bit late to be coming out as Orange.

[NewJerseyJoe]

I can come to only two possible conclusions about AWC Kerry's new complexion:

   1) He's pandering to the Orange-American* vote.
   2) He's the Great Pumpkin.

  * New, previously unknown ethnic group, but one that would certainly be harmed by Dubya's "miserable failures"

[ArmedNReady]

"He looks jaundiced to me."

Jaundice is usually associated with liver disfunction. I believe that Kerry is suffering instead from Juan-dice...trying too hard to gain the Hispanic vote!

[savedbygrace]

Hey, orange you John Kerry?