AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern
AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Yeah,
As a lifeguard, I have some history with "tans." To get that sort of color, you have to be in the sun with a YV index of about 8-9 for about two straight hours, and then that'll only glow like his is glwing for MAYBE two days before it'll subside.
Unfortunately, Bedford's UV index last week max'ed out at 5. Unlikely anyone would get a natural tan like that on a UV-5 day in less than about 6 hours
Oh, and if he were playing flag football, he probably didn't play for more than 2 hours anyway.
If it is that tanning cream stuff, lemme tell ya, that stuff dries up and starts to itch after a couple days. We'll know for sure if/when Kerry is scratching himself during the debate.
TOOOOO funny. "Mr. Skerry, do you need a break to take care of you itching. One can dream.
"that stuff dries up and starts to itch after a couple days. We'll know for sure if/when Kerry is scratching himself during the debate."
What a picture! That's what I want to see! An orange-skinned, scratching, lip-licking sweater debating W! Now if we could only get that eye of his to wander on cue...
Oh, gross.
There's a mental image I need to shake.
Blech-ptooey.
Does he have a laaaazy eye?
Kerry wants to look like his idol, the younger JFK, who looked good in his debate with Nixon. He maybe also wanted to have enough color so that he won't have to wear as much "pancake" under the lights. then when he sweats, the "pancake" won't run down his face.
I agree, by Thursday, Kerry might look like a mess with all that goup smearing.
Lazy eye? Not when there's a rich widow around!
LMAO.
So9
He looks like a Cuckold according to Naomi Wolf.
"Agent Orange reporting for Duty"
Oh. i just never thought of Kerry as much of a ladies man. He seems asexual.
While it's fun to joke about, this is actually quite smart. A lot of the sheeple will fall for it, think he looks "fit" and "manly". This is probably in response to the podium thing, and it's good psychology. There are so many people that will vote without having a single clue what or who they are voting for, and they will fall for the "who looks like a better 'man'" thing. The dems simply can't let sKerry get on that podium with his usual ashen face, he looked to sickly, and sickly just isn't "manly".
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