AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern
AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
I'm not so sure about that. Carrots contain kerotin, the same thing that gives our skin color.
Years ago I drank a lot of carrot juice for an extended period and I turned orangeish, was it my imagination?
If somebody tries to "adjust" his color, he'll show up at the debates lookin' like a rodeo clown.
Got some sun in Wisconsin?
I thought he was in a bar bugging the crap out of some guy and trying to act like he knew something about football.
How is that different from any other day? *blink*
Maybe he's pandering for MY vote....
DOH! Did I just say that aloud?
ex Bracelets Color Code
What do sex bracelet colors stand for?
Note: The VAST MAJORITY of people who wear jelly bracelets do not consider them "sex bracelets". The idea that middle schoolers are wearing jelly bracelets and having sex is, as far as we can tell, a media myth. Sex bracelets are something used and enjoyed by adults.
The color code for sex bracelets seems to vary according to location; purple may mean anal sex in one city and holding hands in another. We've listed some of the most common meanings for sex bracelet colors, submitted from sources across the U.S. Possible alternate meanings are listed in parentheses. If you have doubts about what a color means, ask someone who's wearing sex bracelets in your local area.
The one thing that everyone seems to agree upon is that the color black = sexual intercourse
Yellow: hug
Yellow: hug
Yellow: hug
Yellow: hug
EXPLAINS THE JOHN EDWARDS MANHANDLING!!!!
Not true. The first color TV's hit the market in 1954.
"Kerry's wife has the money for a tanning bed in every house...the best cosmetics money can buy...the best medical procedures available.... SO why is he looking like a 2 bit whore?"
Um, maybe Mama T. made him use his own money?
Or perhaps he took the advice of the wrong people - again?
Or, maybe - simply stated - he IS a 2-bit whore?
I thought I was going nuts! The "EVE" of the debates? Wouldn't that be tomorrow night?
It's the Fighting Orangeman against the Fighting Whitey now.
Wait a minute-was his tanning solution manufactured by Halliburton?
To people who are living through the devastation of these hurricanes, the cosmetic gyrations of John Kerry must seem especially shallow.
It's not your imagination. When my son was a baby, he loved squash, sweet potato, and carrot baby foods, and hated many of the others. Once when his doctor saw him, she noticed his color and immediately asked about his taste in veggies.
Looks like he put on instant tan crap, then got in a tanning bed. What a fricking idiot.
MM
Maybe it's a bad liver!
Kerry criticize our European allies in the war on terror.
Kerry criticizes Prime Minister Allawi presonally and undermines his safety and position in Iraq by calling him a liar and an American puppet. (Kerry is in agreement what Al Quaida and Al Jeezera on this)
Then, a couple of days later he paints himself ORANGE??
Kerry has totally lost touch with reality and is desparately in need of psychological counselling!
THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP!
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