Posted on 09/24/2004 12:10:13 PM PDT by Uncle Vlad
Top Ten Signs the Kerry Presidential Campaign is Having a Meltdown:
10. Whenever John Kerry lies down to take a nap, campaign volunteers begin to draw a chalk line around him.
9. Campaign manager stops asking, “Could I have the latest poll numbers?” and starts asking, “Could I have the number of that truck driving school I saw on TV last night?”
8. The campaign loses the volunteer responsible for giving Kerry his daily core beliefs.
7. The Today Show bumps Kerry’s big campaign appearance in favor of Tony Danza.
6. In a Peoria breakfast diner, Kerry becomes irate when someone in his entourage orders French toast.
5. The term “527 group” now indicates the total number of people who will vote for Kerry in key battleground states.
4. In a campaign speech, Ted Kennedy proclaims, “I’m 110 percent behind what’s-his-face.”
3. John Edwards’ picture appears on a milk carton.
2. Dan Rather stands behind Kerry’s authenticity.
1. “Bring it on!” replaced with “Make them stop!”
French toast - is that something like burnt milktoast, will egg all over it?
13. Ted Kennedy doesnt give Kerry his brand new unlisted phone number.
(Terrific posts!)
Favorite:
6. In a Peoria breakfast diner, Kerry becomes irate when someone in his entourage orders French toast.
You just have to send this on to Sean, Rush, Boortz and Brit! This is TOOOOOOOOO much! KUDOS UNCLE VLAD!
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Great stuff! LOL!
14. The "E" channel crowns Bush as the candidate with the most "bling">
0. Kerry seen on TV with 3 hairs seriously out of place.
Hanoi Jane calls him a liberal.
Love it!
How about a top 50 list.. think we can fill it in?
Sent this on to Fox News-hope that is ok! Could not resist.
Go for it!
14. Hollywood agents contact him for an undisclosed role in the new Addams family movie
15. Your Secret Service detail no longer tries to hide it when they trip your sorry butt on the ski slopes...
Teresa is overheard asking John to return the keys to the Bentley and the Mercedes.
50. While on the campaign trail Kerry stubbs his toe and puts himself in for yet another puple heart. Kerry's reply "But it was bleeding all over the place.. er... umm... I mean it was a very serious contusion! It nearly took my toenail off! Did Bush ever get a serious wound like this in the Air National Guard or doing his duty on the campaign trail? I think not!"
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