|
|
Posted on 09/21/2004 8:01:28 PM PDT by Spotsy
|
|
OUCH!
Ok......WHO changed the letter in my post? HUH? Come on. Fess up! I typed "salt" and now it says "sale." Did you do it USVet?
And we're handing you roses, too! Such attention you inspire!
Nah, she has more hair. Plus she's (I hate this term) a "step".
Grandpa's Wisdon (Mack McGee)
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age, and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth....
Remember about Algebra.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing.
Awwwww, you remebered. Aren't you the sweetest! Have a terrific Wed.
OK Mojo! Will do!
Mine?
Mine?
MINE?
MINE?
BRAT TOMKOW!!!
................hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe............
Crikey, I just found me Mojo!
Hey Diva!
Long time, no type!
How are you?
Thank you Sarge. It is our Troops and Veterans and our great Country that humbly inspire me.
Do you want recipes?
If i can find the right box, i have some....
Llama Llinguini, Llama Llasagna,
( Betcha didn't know that llamas are Italian! )
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
