"I just can't contain myself any longer!" crowed Rove during a routine White House press briefing. "It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I am un-f***ing stoppable!"
Posted on 09/21/2004 7:04:08 PM PDT by dennisw
"I just can't contain myself any longer!" crowed Rove during a routine White House press briefing. "It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I am un-f***ing stoppable!"
Rove revealed that he orchestrated the entire forged document scandal including duping CBS' Dan Rather into doing a segment on Bush's National Guard service.
"If they weren't so damned predictable, this might actually be work," said Rove, laughing.
"I mean, think about it," Rove continued, "for eight months they are throwing [Michael] Moore, Kennedy and anyone else who'll say on camera that Bush is a no good Nazi.
"We come in with the Swifties - Pow! right where it hurts - they've gotta come back with George's Guard service. Bam! stepped right into that one! Kerry calls Barnes. Barnes calls Rather. Any idiot could see that one coming a mile away."
Asked why he is revealing what may be the crowning achievement in his long and successful career as a campaign strategist, Rove replied "because it gets a bit tiring seeing McAuliffe look like a smacked a$$ all the time."
You DO know, the amoebas in DU are reading this and believing every word? ;-)
That's what makes it truly funny.
I don't think this kind of thing is helpful at all, especially with it not being labeled in the headline as Humor. Isn't there some kind of FR prohibition against posting in this manner?
Bad move. This should be pulled since it doesn't say "satire" or "parody" in the title. Too many morons will believe this.
Moore will have a sequel on Rove one of these days.
I'll check the newsgroups in the morning:) Great idea. Excellent idea. CNN will have this soon also:):)
Good job, dennisw!
I've been after Rove (I call him "The Rover Boy" ever since he robbed me of my pension [and Stones bootlegs!]) for over sixty-some years, hell, maybe a hundred, and I can tell you that though your punctuation is not quite ship-shape, your rather-rudder is pointed toward JuStiCe aT LaSt.
DOWN WITH REPUBLICAN-STONES-BOOTLEG-ROBBER-BARON-FASCIST-GRANNYBASHERS!!!
Wait until they find out we are about to roll out a new mind control ray that gets through their current tin foil hats. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Can you please remove this moronic post.
Perhaps you are right for those who are new either to FR or to the topic of Rove pulling the strings of the world. Otherwise, the title Karl Rove, Mastermind has a kind of "beware of parody" emanation about it.
The goal is FOR those morons to believe it. They believed CBS:)
G-d, I hope so.
Don't morons deserve a little anxiety and high blood pressure too?
Even if he did, it's like the old con game...play on their greed.
Please DON'T remove this post. If CBS can do it, surely we can:)
This is probably not the kind of thing to run right now since we are dealing with a very desperate enemy.
How bad I am, he said archly.
There no telling where I'll stop, he said forwardly.
We don't necessarily vouch for the authenticity of the documents or the truth of the story. I guess that makes us a bit more professional than Dan.
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