John Kerry on Late Show with David Letterman - Live Thread

Late Show with David Letterman ^ | September 20, 2004 | xjcsa

[xjcsa]

I haven't started one of these before, but I thought a live discussion thread might be appropriate. Post away!

[spodefly]

As someone who chose to come here from another country to live here in the USA, I often wonder why people who hate living in the US or don't like its government emigrate to another country.

The left-wing America haters constantly deride America, call us stupid, point to the failures and horrors, and yet, as you mention they are free to leave at any time. Furthermore, there are more people immigrating to the US than to all other countries of the world put together, so no one would miss the haters if they left.

[coloradan]

LOL! I didn't say he told the truth about anything else than that he can't say what he'd do. It appears truth really isn't much of a strong suit for him. Putting it mildly. I suppose what truths he does utter are accidental or misconstrued - like what he meant was that his plans are secret, so he can't talk about them, but it's accidentally true for a different reason.

[Gucho]

That pink tied 2 faced traitor bastard.(sorry if I sound refined in my language)

[coloradan]

Might get some action? Such as getting raped?

[A Citizen Reporter]

Kerry to Letterman: "I know what you did to bring the country together, so I felt a little silly by saying what I just said, I know what you did.

Kerry has a hard time, even with a sympathetic interviewer.

[Major_Risktaker]

He's tripping over his own answers!!!

He's tripping period! Skerry is SCARY...

[Diddle E. Squat]

What's up with the cue card on Kerry's lap?

[I'm ALL Right!]

strangecosmos.com

[sinkspur]

"We would not have been in Iraq if I were president now."

This clownish doofus said on August 9 that he would have gone into Iraq, knowing what we know now, he would have gone into Iraq.

He's turned into Howard Dean. These Yankee sumbitches in New York love him, but he's playing to his base.

He's getting killed in the battleground states, and will have to put resources into blue states.

Kerry is playing right into Bush's hands. Bush will kill him in the debates.

[radiohead]

He's an Oompa-Loompa with Marfan's Syndrome.

LOL. Not only are you a comedian, but you are a smart one as well.

[patriciaruth]

The one I found wouldn't post eithr.

[katagious]

"I want to do better intelligence"

Isn't he on the intelligence commity?

[mass55th]

He makes no sense. On one hand he wants the Iraqis, not our troops to fight their own battles and then he whines because we used Afghanis to go up into Tora Bora and not our troops. What the????

[TC Rider]

The 'click' heard round the world, as millions of Americans change the station to Leno.

[Mo1]

Did he just say Afghan was fighting against us just one week before we went to war??

[billorites]

"Might get some action? Such as getting raped?"

Yeah, better bring some ice...

[jbarkley]

Weren't they all over the world before?

My daughter has a loose tooth and she came running into the room today and told me she had a "John Kerry tooth". I asked her what a John Kerry tooth was and she replied "it flip flops!".

Words of wisdom from my 5 year old.

[spodefly]

You don't recognize nuance.

That reminds me of when Hillary was on Leno's show:

[Nascardude]

Kerry is melting down before our very eyes

[faithincowboys]

And he b*tches that it's Americans on the ground in Iraq, and then b*tches that Bush didn't use Americans at Tora Bora.

God Help me, he is an unliable POS.