Daily Kerry Crack-ups - September 20, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[littleleaguemom]

Whoa, #10 looks like Teresa is lying in a coffin - very creepy angle.

[AmericanMade1776]

What did John Kerry's pointing finger get tired here?

[shield]

OK LBT....here's a thread of dickhead skerry.... get'em!!!!

[Chummy]

And I said, Dan, crumple it first and then run it through the copier a few dozen times.

[Poser]

When Kerry points his finger upward he looks like he's about to do the "man with a tape recorder in his nose."

[Chummy]

Vote Bush-Cheney

..or this is your First "Lady".

[LuckyHat]

I wondered about the pointing thing too.

Sure it comes from some consultant or other as a PR move. Guess they think it makes him look passionate, motivated, or decisive??

And what is with the Budda hello from a Catholic boy?

[Mercat]

The picture of Dorian Grey.

[Chummy]

"And I almost got another Purple Heart when I tweezed my eyebrows before a weekend pass to Saigon."

[Chummy]

Wait!

Did I tell you I served in the Vietnam War?

[eyespysomething]

AHHHHHH! Those HANDS!!!!!!! And those gross long fingernails. EWWWW!

[dagoofyfoot]

Whoa, #10 looks like Teresa is lying in a coffin - very creepy angle


The woman is just plain creepy from any angle...


but then again, what do expect from somebody who's married to Lurch!

[Kate of Spice Island]

Whoa, #10 looks like Teresa is lying in a coffin - very creepy angle.

I thought she looked like death warmed over and then ready the coffin comment. The campaign may just do her in.

[AmericanMade1776]

We talked about the Kerry points here.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1221430/posts

[ride the whirlwind]

I wonder if children are brave enough to trick or treat at their house mansion.

[yoe]

MORE CRACK UPS....what's good for the goose is good for the gander...........:

Everybody makes fun of the mistakes President Bush makes while speaking in public. Lest you think it is all one-sided, read the following:

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- John F. Kerry

"I actually voted for the $87 billion dollars before I voted against it."
- John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

Sort of like listening to the Re'verand Jackson - - whaattt?

[dagoofyfoot]

I wonder if children are brave enough to trick or treat at their mansion.


I still think Kerry would have a great career haunting houses for a living...


with a mug like that he'd drive the spooks right out!


I wonder if I can pick up one those at the local holloween mask shop...


"Excuse me sir, but do you carry that really scary one...I think they call it the Undertaker from Massachusetts?"


"Yeah, I know they don't recommend it around the kids...

[Geezerette]

Those hands and fingers are every bit as creepy as klinton's!

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