Daily Kerry Crack-ups - September 20, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Once again Kerry provides a wealth of material just by getting back on the campaign trail. Kerry delivers his foreign policy plan at New York University. He speaks at the Redbook Mothers and Shakers awards. Finally, he holds a fund-raiser in New York City. Teresa is with him all day.

43 days until the election. 44 more days of Kerry Crack-ups.

 

 

1Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry takes the stage for a foreign policy speech at New York University in New York City, September 20, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

2Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, delivers a speech on foreign policy at New York University in New York, Monday, Sept. 20, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

3Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry delivers a foreign policy speech about Iraq in New York, September 20, 2004. Kerry criticized President George W. Bush on how he has handled both the 'War on Terror,' and the conflict in Iraq. REUTERS/Chip East

 

4Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry delivers a foreign policy speech at New York University in New York City, September 20, 2004. Senator Kerry strongly criticized the Bush Administration's handing of the war in Iraq. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

5Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, delivers a speech on foreign policy at New York University, Monday, Sept. 20, 2004, in New York.

 

6Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry delivers a foreign policy speech about Iraq in New York, September 20, 2004. With security in Iraq deteriorating, Kerry turned the spotlight on Bush's war leadership with a scathing attack on the president's credibility and judgment. (Chip East/Reuters)

 

7Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, delivers a speech on foreign policy at New York University, Monday, Sept. 20, 2004, in New York. AP

 

8Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry delivers a foreign policy speech at New York University in New York City September 20, 2004. Senator Kerry strongly criticized the Bush Administration's handing of the war in Iraq. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

9Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry delivers a foreign policy speech at New York University in New York City September 20, 2004. Senator Kerry strongly criticized the Bush Administration's handing of the war in Iraq. Photo by Brian Snyder/Reuters

 

10Teresa Heinz Kerry applauds as her husband, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry (not pictured) delivers a foreign policy speech about Iraq in New York, September 20, 2004. Kerry criticized President George W. Bush on how he has handled both the 'War on Terror,' and the conflict in Iraq. REUTERS/Chip East

 

11Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (R) is joined onstage by his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry after delivering a foreign policy speech at New York University in New York City, September 20, 2004. Senator Kerry strongly criticized the Bush Administration's handing of the war in Iraq. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

12Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, waves to the crowd with his wife Teresa Heinz after he delivered a speech on foreign policy at New York University in New York Monday, Sept. 20, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

13Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry is hugged by his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry after he delivered a foreign policy speech at New York University in New York City where he accused President Bush of "colossal failures of judgment" (AFP/Luke Frazza)

 

14Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry reacts to the cheers from the crowd as he arrives at the Seventh Annual Redbook Mothers and Shakers Awards luncheon in New York City September 20, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

15Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry delivers the keynote address to the Redbook Mothers & Shakers awards luncheon, in New York Monday, Sept. 20, 2004. His wife was honored at the event for inspiring Americans to help others. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)

 

16Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, reacts to passers-by outside the Conde Nast building in New York Monday, Sept. 20, 2004. Kerry had just had a closed meeting with African American business leaders inside. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

17Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry waves to the people gathered on 42nd Street in New York City September 20, 2004 after Kerry met with African-American business leaders. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

18Democratic presidential nominee Senator John Kerry stands on the running board of his vehicle to wave to the crowd gathered outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City September 20, 2004. Senator Kerry taped an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

19Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, crosses the street as he walks several blocks to a fundraiser in New York Monday, Sept. 20, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

20Teresa Heinz Kerry (L) introduces her husband Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry at a campaign fund raiser in New York City September 20, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

21Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at a fundraiser as his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry looks on, Monday, Sept. 20, 2004, in New York. (AP Photo/ Louis Lanzano)

 

22U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks at a campaign fundraiser in New York City September 20, 2004. Earlier in the day, Kerry accused President George W. Bush of 'colossal failures of judgment' in Iraq that have turned the country into a haven for terrorists and made America more vulnerable. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

23Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at a fundraiser, Monday, Sept. 20, 2004, in New York. (AP Photo/ Louis Lanzano)

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[littleleaguemom]

Whoa, #10 looks like Teresa is lying in a coffin - very creepy angle.

[AmericanMade1776]

What did John Kerry's pointing finger get tired here?

[shield]

OK LBT....here's a thread of dickhead skerry.... get'em!!!!

[Chummy]

And I said, Dan, crumple it first and then run it through the copier a few dozen times.

[Poser]

When Kerry points his finger upward he looks like he's about to do the "man with a tape recorder in his nose."

[Chummy]

Vote Bush-Cheney

..or this is your First "Lady".

[LuckyHat]

I wondered about the pointing thing too.

Sure it comes from some consultant or other as a PR move. Guess they think it makes him look passionate, motivated, or decisive??

And what is with the Budda hello from a Catholic boy?

[Mercat]

The picture of Dorian Grey.

[Chummy]

"And I almost got another Purple Heart when I tweezed my eyebrows before a weekend pass to Saigon."

[Chummy]

Wait!

Did I tell you I served in the Vietnam War?

[eyespysomething]

AHHHHHH! Those HANDS!!!!!!! And those gross long fingernails. EWWWW!

[dagoofyfoot]

Whoa, #10 looks like Teresa is lying in a coffin - very creepy angle


The woman is just plain creepy from any angle...


but then again, what do expect from somebody who's married to Lurch!

[Kate of Spice Island]

Whoa, #10 looks like Teresa is lying in a coffin - very creepy angle.

I thought she looked like death warmed over and then ready the coffin comment. The campaign may just do her in.

[AmericanMade1776]

We talked about the Kerry points here.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1221430/posts

[ride the whirlwind]

I wonder if children are brave enough to trick or treat at their house mansion.

[yoe]

MORE CRACK UPS....what's good for the goose is good for the gander...........:

Everybody makes fun of the mistakes President Bush makes while speaking in public. Lest you think it is all one-sided, read the following:

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- John F. Kerry

"I actually voted for the $87 billion dollars before I voted against it."
- John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

Sort of like listening to the Re'verand Jackson - - whaattt?

[dagoofyfoot]

I wonder if children are brave enough to trick or treat at their mansion.


I still think Kerry would have a great career haunting houses for a living...


with a mug like that he'd drive the spooks right out!


I wonder if I can pick up one those at the local holloween mask shop...


"Excuse me sir, but do you carry that really scary one...I think they call it the Undertaker from Massachusetts?"


"Yeah, I know they don't recommend it around the kids...

[Geezerette]

Those hands and fingers are every bit as creepy as klinton's!

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