Posted on 09/19/2004 5:13:00 PM PDT by doug from upland
Duped, duped, duped...Dan was duped, duped, duped
And he had stepped right into a great big pile of dog poop
It was his scoop, scoop, scoop...but he was duped, duped, duped
And he had stepped right into a great big pile of dog poop
As he looks at his career, he has to wonder what he's been doing
Each day his critics mock him...trouble at Black Rock is brewing
Oh, but heeeeeeee's sure he got the story...oh, yeah...FOX News can't beat him now
But poor Dan has been duped...oh, no, no, no
It's okay...he had two sources -- a mental patient and old secretary
He's convinced he had a two-fer...win a Pulitizer and help Kerry
Oh, but heeeeeeee's sure he got the story right...oh, yeah...FOX News can't beat him now
But poor Dan has been duped
Poor Dan had been duped...ha ha ha ha ha
He stepped in the poop...ha ha ha ha
It was his big scoop...ha ha ha
But heeeeeee knew he had the big story...oh, yeah...FOX News can't beat him now
But poor Dan has been duped
Poor Dan had been duped...ha ha ha ha ha
He had stepped in the poop...ha ha ha ha
It was his big scoop...ha ha ha ha
FOX News abushes him at Dallas Airport -- CLICK.
I got ripped on this one on another thread:
I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag
Gimme an I!
I!
Gimme an R!
R!
Gimme an A!
A!
Gimme an N!
N!
What's that spell ?
IRAN!
What's that spell ?
IRAN!
What's that spell ?
IRAN!
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Them silly mullahs are at it again.
they got themselves in a terrible jam,
Way over yonder in Alah Iran.
They got yellow cake and missles to boot,
Deciding when they're gonna shoot. And it's one, two, three,
What are we waiting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't like iran,
Won't be no Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! they're all gonna die.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
our big chance has come at last.
Gotta go get those ragheads—
The only good iman is the one who is dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we wating for ?
Don't ask me, I don't like Iran,
won't be no Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! they're all gonna die.
Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Support our boys off in old Iran, come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Teach em right before it's too late.
Be the first one in your town,
To have your boy recognize these clowns .
And it's one, two, three
What are we waiting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't like Iran,
won't be no Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! they all need to die.
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Heads up on the competition though:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1220797/posts?q=1&&page=1 #49
"never mind", see #3
Posted on 09/19/2004 9:59:45 AM PDT by Steven W.
At the height of Rathergate, it appears Sumner Redstone, Chairman and CEO of Viacom Corporation, has issued his first verdict on the collapse of credibility for its CBS News operation and 60 Minutes programming. In disclosure mandated by the SEC, "STATEMENT OF CHANGES OF BENEFICIAL OWNERSHIP OF SECURITIES", Redstone reveals his transaction promptly followed the disasterous & defiant appearance by Dan Rather on last Monday evening's edition of the CBS Evening News. In official filing, and with Viacom currently selling near 5 year lows, records reveal Redstone sold 341,500 shares of Viacom stock options for an otherwise undisclosed 401K account on Tuesday of last week, September 14, 2004. Overall, with shares still selling for $11,952,500 at only $35 a share, his gross profit from the transaction appears to have yielded around $6,744,625 in cash.
Salute to your creativeness.
Now if only Blather would get his pink slip--hehehehe!
next verse: come on folks we got stop waiting, to stop these guys that keep on hating, they come accross our borders four score at a time, they like our country and find it just fine, The Iman says it is okay to sin, if it's the only way to fit in. next thing you know they're riding a plane and the thing comes down in flames.And it's One, Two, Three,What are we fighting for, we all know and better give a damn,New york ain't no vietnam ,and its five, six ,seven , open up the pearly gates, ain't no time to wonder why, better they should die!
I love it, forker!
I may be the only other guy on here that has Country Joes' website bookmarked! Keep up the good work, and fork those iceholes, OK?................FRegards
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