I got ripped on this one on another thread:
I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag
Gimme an I!
I!
Gimme an R!
R!
Gimme an A!
A!
Gimme an N!
N!
What's that spell ?
IRAN!
What's that spell ?
IRAN!
What's that spell ?
IRAN!
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Them silly mullahs are at it again.
they got themselves in a terrible jam,
Way over yonder in Alah Iran.
They got yellow cake and missles to boot,
Deciding when they're gonna shoot. And it's one, two, three,
What are we waiting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't like iran,
Won't be no Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! they're all gonna die.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
our big chance has come at last.
Gotta go get those ragheads—
The only good iman is the one who is dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we wating for ?
Don't ask me, I don't like Iran,
won't be no Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! they're all gonna die.
Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Support our boys off in old Iran, come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Teach em right before it's too late.
Be the first one in your town,
To have your boy recognize these clowns .
And it's one, two, three
What are we waiting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't like Iran,
won't be no Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! they all need to die.
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Salute to your creativeness.
I love it, forker!
I may be the only other guy on here that has Country Joes' website bookmarked! Keep up the good work, and fork those iceholes, OK?................FRegards