Black XXX: "My FRiends!!"

The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ho Chi Minh"

Aww, shucks, I shouldda known THAT!! Wonder how many of their own countrymen that Despotic Duo mass-murdered during their Tyrannical Reigns of Terror?!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Yep. That was my exact reply. I should have known.

They put many innocents to their deaths, for sure. Millions between them, I think.

[Mudboy Slim]

Dubyuh's done a wonderful job explaining how he intends to Liberate Iraq from a all-powerful central Guv'ment...next, he needs to do a better job explaining how he's gonna Liberate America by decreasing the Size and Power of the Federal Leviathan!!

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George must rule fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's Right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim (11/04/2003)

[Marysecretary]

Thanks, MUD. I copied this for later reading. Love, Maryxxx

[Landru]

Now there's one you need to send to Rush, kiddo.

...he just loves that song. :o)

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

Hey Buddy, Great song. Very good job!!

miss talking to you and the others.

[Mudboy Slim]

Yer welcome...enjoy your read, Dubyuh did good...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Your email is on its way to The Doctor of Democracy. Thanks for writing!"

Thanks fer the advice...I just passed it on to El Rushbo via my secret 24/7 access line...problem is, as much as I'd like to record that song, I don't hang out with many symphony orchestras just now...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

We miss talkin' with you, too, Ms. Akitas!! Ever since you and TNT went on vacation, I haven't seen much of y'all at all. Hope everything is fine.

FReegards...MUD

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

Things are getting better. I have a very bad back right now, but it is on the mends. I went to a meeting last night. It was so good to see everyone.

I can't wait until this is all over, but I can now see the light "near" the end of the tunnal so for that I am thankful.

[Mudboy Slim]

19 August 1999

Letters to the Editor
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Box 85333
Richmond, VA 23293
Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Fax #(804)775-8090

Re: What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!

Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...

Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving Power mongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment III--Impeachment II is happening within the next six months! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim (08/19/1999)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I went to a meeting last night. It was so good to see everyone."

How was that?...sorry I had to miss it, but JakeyBoy had soccer practice and the Missuz had to go to Parents' night fer school, so there was no way I could make it.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Richmond Times-Dispatch
15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim

"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!!

After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed.

By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN-led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie.

The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia.

The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two-month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I dreamed I met Jim Robinson,
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer the Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!

"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud,
In a voice with no restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put Slick in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst ye now...
Whom you can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight Fer Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"

(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)

I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh,
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed I was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, I don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz EX-Prez'dent LIED!!
I just like whuppin' DemonRAT A$$...
And Raise My Voice With Pride!!

(Sweet Harpin' to close...)

FReegards...MUD (12/24/2002)

[Pippin]

((((Muddy)))!

I want you to consider this

If the unthinkable happenes and Kerry is elected (Heaven help us if he did) and he were to abandon the war on terrorism and pull the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan as a result. fo course the terrorist groups would have free reign to spread thier vile hatred and creed.

If these thugs get thier way and rtake over the US and other countries, domestic issues here will be a moot point, we won't be around to worry about domestic issyes, we'll be having to learn Arabic or we'll be DEAD. so MY vote is still for BUSH.

Sorry to disagree with you as I like you and think you are so KEWL. but In can't turn my back on what I know is right for the security of this counrty.

[Mudboy Slim]

{{{{{Pippin}}}}}

"If these thugs get their way and take over the US and other countries, domestic issues here will be a moot point, we won't be around to worry about domestic issues..."

I understand yer point, but I believe we need to endeavor accomplishing both...that is, we can win in November with Dubyuh's performance as Commander-in-Chief, but we also gotta be cognizant of what happens AFTER Dubyuh's safely secured his second term. As we Liberate Afghanistan, Iraq (and hopefully Syria, Iran, and North Korea), we need to make sure we don't fergit about Liberating America from an over-sized and all-too-powerful Federal Leviathan!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MUD's Brothers!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers!!")

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay...
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD (03/11/2003)

[Pippin]

You got a point.

I'm sure that will be worked on.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm sure that will be worked on."

Especially if Conservative GOPers demand it...while I have no problem with those who support Dubyuh unquestionably due to his gutty performance fighting the War on Terrorism, I think we are selling America--and Dubyuh--short if we fail to rein in Domestic Discretionary Spending ASAP!!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]