Black XXX: "My FRiends!!"

The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

[Fawnn]

Great resource, Taranto's "Best of the Web Today." Thanks!

Bump

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank YOU...FreeRepublic.com is a treasure-trove of information and inspiration...MUD

[Fawnn]

FreeRepublic.com is a treasure-trove of information and inspiration and discerning intelligent, gifted people. ;)

[jla]

Murrymom...If you can make it down to Richmond on November 2nd , several of us are meeting for lunch (Mudboy Slim's treat).
Maybe we could watch the election returns together too, it would be nice to watch your reaction every time a state is declared for Dubya...especially Pennsylvania. :^)

[Happygal]

Is MurryMom still about? I miss her, in a sort of sadistic sort of way! *L*

[jla]

Yea, she's around. I just had a look at her post history and she's still wowing folks with her great intellect by using terms like Repukie and Dumbya.
But I'm sure in real life she's a veritable June Cleaver.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Maybe we could watch the election returns together too"

Wouldn't THAT be wonderful...LOL!!

Dubyuh ROCKS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is MurryMom still about?"

She ain't been on Black fer years...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Life Uncommon"
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")

Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
It'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to sounds of FReedom!!!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And you shall learn the Right's not Monsters.

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains, until only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Let your words enslave no one and the heavens will hush themselves...
To hear our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...to live!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall Prove that we got Honor!!

FReegards...MUD (09/25/2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is that your blue font or Mojo's?"

That's Mojo's.

"Mud are you HTMLing now?"

Nope, I'm still the village idiot of HTML, but that'll haveta change...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready!!")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DemonscumRATS!!
Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!

Guitar break #1:

GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst Clinton!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATS' WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those loved the most.

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner...
Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!

[repeat verse 1 in D]:

So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATS' Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemonRATS Love Tyrants!!
Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!

Mudboy Slim (03/01/2003)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Limbaugh Interviews Hisself (Part II)

FReegards...MUD

[writer33]

Did you find the big typo in there? By the way, that was mine, not Limbaugh's.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Clementine"
A FReep song for the kiddies!

An Arkansan, in the White House,
Working for the Chi-Commies.
Lived a traitor, fornicator,
And his horrid Hilda-beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Lincoln bedroom was a sellout,
And the guests were from the East.
Coffin boxes, full o’ corpses,
Scandals worked for Hilda-Beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Drove her Ratlings to Whitewater,
Now they all have done some time.
Put a bullet into Foster,
Fell into the foaming Slime.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Susan’s lips upon the Bent One,
Blowing Hubble’s Charlie Tree.
But alas, they wouldn’t speak out,
Still they got some jail to see.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Then the Liar, fornicator,
Soon began to speak and whine.
Thought we oughta go to Bosnia,
Now he’s with his Valentine.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever,
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

There are graveyards in the south now,
Where the Friends of Bill are laid.
There grow Roses ‘mongst McDougal,
Prison was the price he paid


Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slicks in jail now, gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Now you Rats should learn the moral,
Of this little tale of Sleaze.
Shredding all the Constitution,
Will not save your Hilda-beast!

FReeped By FBD (3/02/03)

[iceskater]

If ya'll want to have an RTM on Election Day, that's great. Unfortunately I will miss it because I will be in Washington DC for a conference. (I will be turning in my absentee ballot tomorrow.)

So, just let me know what everyone wants to do about an RTM.

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim (03/19/2003)

[Mudboy Slim]

The REAL finish to that song, Springsteen's "The Promise"...

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench Fergot OUR Cost!!
It's TIME Right Fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Fer all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' Promises's ARE Broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment Steals Something from DEEP in Yer Soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP DemHollyWeirdo MORONS!!
'Cuz, folks, RATS' LeftWing Hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!! ...War's THE Cost FReepers are Willin' to PAY!!
RATS're Slick's HO-O-O's!!! Left Shall Tire of Defending Slick's STAIN!!
Justice Be BO-O-OLD!!! "FReedom AIN'T FRee!!" Daddy'd always say.
Country, LET'S RO-O-OLL!!! WE AIN'T Gonna Take It, Y'All...Tyrants Shall Be Made To PA-A-AY!!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"(I will be turning in my absentee ballot tomorrow.)"

You are a good American, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Show Your Rage!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")

He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks miss Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...

See, here's the scam...lies been told again...
One Bad Man, humpin' his page...
He must go!! Fell Left's Whore, my FRiends...
We must vote...burnin' with rage!

Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.

Here's the plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
SLICK MUST GO!! FReep yer Congressmen...
When we VOTE, we'll turn the page...

Out there on your jobsites, you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of Bill Clinton's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled!

They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we vote, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...on the road again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! MARCH WITH ME, my FRiends...
There Slick goes...Where?! I think I know-ow-ow!!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hey Quidam!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")

Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time?
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.

El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!!
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATS Hell!!

(guitar pickin')

Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!

Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me...
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!

(mo' guitar pickin')

Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.