"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
Mudboy Slim (03/19/2003)
The REAL finish to that song, Springsteen's "The Promise"...
Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench Fergot OUR Cost!!
It's TIME Right Fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Fer all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' Promises's ARE Broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment Steals Something from DEEP in Yer Soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP DemHollyWeirdo MORONS!!
'Cuz, folks, RATS' LeftWing Hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!! ...War's THE Cost FReepers are Willin' to PAY!!
RATS're Slick's HO-O-O's!!! Left Shall Tire of Defending Slick's STAIN!!
Justice Be BO-O-OLD!!! "FReedom AIN'T FRee!!" Daddy'd always say.
Country, LET'S RO-O-OLL!!! WE AIN'T Gonna Take It, Y'All...Tyrants Shall Be Made To PA-A-AY!!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD