Posted on 09/18/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
Consider it a compliment, my FRiend...MUD
FReegards...MUD
In all honesty, I wanted Bush to slam Kerry tonight. That's mainly why I was disappointeed. It was the final head to head confrontation between both men and Kerry deserved to have his head handed to him, at least once or twice during the debate. Bush was unable, or unwilling to take Kerry to task for his distortions, fabrications and outright lies. If Bush had been on the offense like he was in the second debate, I would have been very pleased. That didn't happen tonight.
Yeah it does, and I believe he would. The man's dangerous, ain't no two ways about it!
"W" wins with 300+ electoral votes ;^)
FGS
Well, anyway, I'm obviously much more pleased with tonite's debate than you, and I believe this is a great way to start the final three weeks of the campaign.
I'll be quite glad when it is over...MUD
Hmmmm...I've predicted much larger wins but I'd take it in a heartbeat these days.
FReegards...MUD
Me too!
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
Mudboy Slim (01/25/2003)
Durn tootin'! Consider the Dims are apparently going to pull out all the stops for this one. That means of course fraud the likes we've not seen in our lifetimes. If they are still unable to pull it off this time, we can start kicking dirt in on 'em.
Even the Hildabeast's time will have come and gone heh, heh.
FGS
I liked Bush's performance in the second debate better for the same reason, though I think he also did well tonight, just not as well.
From the Sabre.com...
Breakthrough Win? Let's Count the Ways...
by John Galinsky
I wouldn't call this the biggest game in Virginia football history. That distinction still belongs to the Georgia Tech game in 1990 because it came later in the season and the Cavaliers had more to lose - and did. But if the 'Hoos beat Florida State on Saturday, you can make a strong argument that it would be the biggest win in UVa history. That's because there are at least four ways in which a victory would represent a significant breakthrough for Virginia's program. Call them the Florida Factor, the Road Rules, the Ranking Respect and the 'Hoo Hunt. Let's go through each one of them and show how a triumph in Tallahassee would help UVa take its place among the national elite in college football.
4) Florida Factor
If you can't win Florida, you can't win the nation. Just ask Al Gore. Of course, it hasn't taken a Supreme Court ruling to keep the Wahoos winless in the Sunshine State. They have played 12 games in Florida, returning home a loser each time, and on almost every occasion they were soundly trounced.
The combined score of those 12 games: Opponents 524, Virginia 191.
Average score: Opponent 44, Virginia 16.
Whew. Part of the reason for that dominance has been the fact that the Cavs have had to face so many superior Seminole teams at Doak Campbell. FSU has won six of the seven matchups there by at least three touchdowns (and the other by one TD). The 'Hoos also have lost games to perennial powers Miami and Florida on their home turf. But that doesn't explain everything. It doesn't explain why Virginia lost two bowl games to Illinois in Florida, including a 63-21 shellacking in the 1999 Micronpc.com Bowl. It doesn't adequately explain two other embarrassing bowl routs - 48-14 to Oklahoma in the 1991 Gator, and 31-13 to Boston College in the 1993 Carquest. Those weren't hanging chads; they were hanging Cavs. Anyone want a recount? Perhaps the Florida sun saps UVa's strength. Remarkably, the 'Hoos have allowed at least 31 points in each of the 12 games while never scoring more than 24. Maybe someone is spiking their orange juice. Whatever it is, Virginia has done more shameful things in Florida than any frat boy on spring break in Daytona. If the Cavs went to Disneyworld, Mickey and Goofy would kick their butts.
Winning Saturday would erase, or at least blot out, all of that ugly Florida history. In this case, the difference between 1-12 and 0-13 would be like the difference between South Beach and South Dakota.
3) Road Rules
Away from their home crowd, the Cavs have not had any success against elite teams. It's not just Florida. The Cavaliers have never fared well against good teams - really, really good teams - on their home fields. And we mean never. In 22 road games against opponents ranked in the top 10, Virginia is 0-22. Overall, UVa is 11-50-1 in road games at ranked teams. Twice the 'Hoos have beaten the No. 12 team on its home turf - at West Virginia in 1984 and at Penn State in 1989. Since then, they haven't even come close to springing a big road upset, unless you count a 31-24 loss at No. 3 FSU in 1996.
Granted, the road game stat is a little misleading. For much of its history, Virginia had trouble beating anybody, anywhere. Road games against top-10 teams were an automatic “L”. Those opponents - Clemson most often - usually were out of UVa's league. But even when the Cavs have been good, they haven't been good enough to beat an elite team on the road. In 1947 under Art Guepe, No. 16 Virginia lost at No. 10 North Carolina, 40-7. In 1993 under George Welsh, No. 15 Virginia lost at No. 1 Florida State, 40-14. In 1996 under Welsh, as already noted, No. 14 Virginia lost at No. 3 Florida State, 31-24. In 1998 under Welsh, No. 12 Virginia lost at No. 6 Florida State, 45-14.
Under Groh, this trend hasn't changed. The 'Hoos have gone 1-5 against ranked teams on the road, with the only win at No. 19 Clemson in 2001. There have been many memorable home victories over the years, most notably the upset of No. 2 Florida State in 1995, but pulling off that feat on the road would mark a major breakthrough for the program.
2) Ranking Respect
Let's face it. Most college football fans don't pay close attention to the polls. For instance, did you know that Southern Miss is No. 24, Boise State is No. 21 and Utah is No. 11? (You did? Perhaps you need another hobby.) Until a team gets in the top 10, maybe the top 5, not many folks take notice. Once you're near the top, however, national attention comes your way. Any team in the top 10 right now has to be considered a contender for the national championship. When fans and media are projecting bowl matchups and BCS bids, the top teams become part of the national conversation. Remember when Virginia was No. 1 for three weeks in 1990? The program arguably received more attention during that brief time period than it has for the other 114-plus years of its existence. The national media swarmed Charlottesville the week of the Georgia Tech game. As a third-year student, I gave informal tours of the grounds to several visiting sportswriters, including Jean Jeansonne of New York Newsday and Ivan Maisel, then with the Dallas Morning News. During the game, the press box at Scott Stadium was stuffed with influential sportswriters and broadcasters from throughout the country. They disappeared immediately after the 41-38 loss to Georgia Tech and, for the most part, they haven't been back.
That's because Virginia dropped out of the top 5 following the loss and hasn't reached that level again. Groh's rebuilding project has garnered some notice from national media, but it's largely been a regional story, occurring under the radar. A win Saturday puts the program squarely back into the national spotlight. It may not push the Cavs into the top 5, but it sure keeps them at no worse than No. 6 - the highest ranking in Virginia history apart from October of 1990 - with a chance to move up in coming weeks.
Rankings don't matter? Nonsense. Rankings mean attention. Rankings mean exposure. Rankings mean respect.
1) The 'Hoo Hunt
Groh hopes the 'Hoos are still "in the hunt" on November 1. This is the only aspect of Saturday's game that Groh admits to caring about - whether it keeps the 'Hoos in the hunt for the ACC championship, and by extension the national title. The short-term goal, Groh frequently says, is to get to Nov. 1 and still be in the hunt. For Virginia football, that hasn't happened very often. In fact, since the ACC was formed in 1954, the Cavs have reached Nov. 1 with a perfect record just once, in 1990. Every other year, they reached Halloween with at least one conference loss. But in '90, they were 7-0 in September and October, with the only tough game coming at home against No. 9 Clemson.
This season is similar in that Virginia will face just one ranked opponent before November - the No. 7 Seminoles. The difference is that it will occur on the road in one of the toughest places to play in America. If the Cavs lose, it won't be the end of the world, or even the end of a special season. Like in 1995, when they rallied from three pre-November losses to claim a share of the ACC title, the 2004 team could fall to FSU but still run the table and finish tied for first in the conference. That would be a great feat. But it wouldn't be historic. On Saturday, this team has a chance to make history. This is the kind of game that the 'Hoos have never won before in over a century of existence. Beat Florida State at Doak Campbell, beat a top-10 team on the road, win a game in Florida, and the program enters brand-new territory.
Question is, are they ready for the breakthrough?
WahooWah...MUD
We'll just wait patiently for next year, when hopefully Bama will once again assume their rightful place at the top of college football's elite.
Not fer my Hoos, it ain't...of course, the Cavs are simply taking my mind off the Skins' travails...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
"RichBoy Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
RATS say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power...
With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!!
Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child...
Kerry's everything the Left could want: Commie, Fake, and Vile!!
But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"...
'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living...
DemRATS curse our Liberty!!
Folks, I wish that Right would be...
Oh, I wish that Right could be...
Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!!
RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!!
Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!)
RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!
But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!!
And we curse the lies Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Oh, I wish that Right would be...
Yes, I know that Right can be...
Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King!
We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!"
So RATS cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read:
"RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...RATS learned that Liberalism's DEAD!!
'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!!
And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
Mudboy Slim (06/30/2004)
!!!!!!!
"Absence of Fear"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"...
It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
Sky-Seedin' fer Lightnin'...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!!
This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-Lustin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice Hunger...Left's Justlessness is Rilin' me...
And Slick knows he's no Nam Ranger...this is TYRANNY!!
New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...Slick's our Darkest Day!!!
Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right...We'll reinvent Screen Names...
For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
FReegards...MUD (10/12/2001)
Please send this link, and the below portion of President Clinton's speech to everyone on your email list. This notion that Bush lied about Iraq is a lie in itself, one that many people continue to believe, and it needs to be dispelled. It's important to remind people that Clinton and Bush both had the same intelligence on Iraq, and both used the same language about Saddam.
Best Regards.
Link to Clinton's speech after he ordered bombing of Iraq, in Dec 1998:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/middle_east/july-dec98/clinton_12-16.html
Excerpt of Clinton's speech, Dec 16th 1998:
"The hard fact is that so long as Saddam remains in power, he threatens the well-being of his people, the peace of his region, the security of the world. The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government -- a government ready to live in peace with its neighbors, a government that respects the rights of its people. Bringing change in Baghdad will take time and effort. We will strengthen our engagement with the full range of Iraqi opposition forces and work with them effectively and prudently.
The decision to use force is never cost-free. Whenever American forces are placed in harm's way, we risk the loss of life. And while our strikes are focused on Iraq's military capabilities, there will be unintended Iraqi casualties. Indeed, in the past, Saddam has intentionally placed Iraqi civilians in harm's way in a cynical bid to sway international opinion. We must be prepared for these realities. At the same time, Saddam should have absolutely no doubt if he lashes out at his neighbors, we will respond forcefully. Heavy as they are, the costs of action must be weighed against the price of inaction.
If Saddam defies the world and we fail to respond, we will face a far greater threat in the future. Saddam will strike again at his neighbors. He will make war on his own people. And mark my words, he will develop weapons of mass destruction. He will deploy them, and he will use them. Because we're acting today, it is less likely that we will face these dangers in the future."
Let's read it to Kerry!
That may or may not be true, as Clinton's bombing of Iraq was really nothing more than a Wag the Dog scenario for taking the focus away from the Impeachment of Der Schleekmeister. At the MudCave, I have a copy of the front page of the Richmond Times-Dispatch from the day after Clinton was impeached by the House. Under the headline "Clinton Impeached!!" there was another smaller headline that read, "Clinton Halts Bombing of Iraq." Whatta low-life dude...he wasted 8 years we couldda been fighting the War on Terror!!
FReegards...MUD
"The beauty of a Cyber-Band that specializes in parodies of existing songs is that the Studio's wherever you have recording equipment!! Since we are all working off the same original tune, we already have our timing down pat. For example, if we are FReepin' the Eagles' "Hotel California", we all know that the whole song is 6 minutes, 30 seconds long, and after CM and the BigMan do their guitar lead-in, the drums--bum-bum-bum--kick in at 51 seconds and the lead vocals "On a dark desert highway..." begin at 52 seconds!! With this in mind, we can actually provide all the elements required fer a particular song from wherever we happen to be recording our particular contribution, then email it to a central location for mixing and final over-dubbing. Anybody who's got musical skills and a deep-seated LOATHING fer Collectivist Ideology shall be invited to participate!!
In a nutshell, that's what the MudboySlim.com website will be all about, with the finished products purchaseable on a per song basis or by whole CDs!!
So when folks ask if you wanna be the next Weird Al Jankovic just 'cuz you like to parody existing songs, tell 'em the whole parody concept is simply a way to organize and coordinate disparate forces into a cohesive, marketable finished product!!
FReegards...MUD
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