Posted on 09/18/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
Understandable...but I look forward to having you and yer opinions around on a more regular basis.
FReegards...MUD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankya thankyaverymuch...MUD
"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups...
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists...
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
CHORUS:
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!
Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!
Mudboy Slim (12/09/2002)
"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, show yer nerve!!
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs detest the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Good FReepers, we'll growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Mudboy Slim (12/12/2002)
Be careful, Happygal, this could mean they want you to cook for them.
...only kidding.
Have you ever Freeped any of Elvis' songs?
As you well know, this would prove to be folly on their part! *LOL*
free dixie,sw
Good evenin', good sir...MUD
2-3...I'll ping ya up once I find 'em...MUD
"...this would prove to be folly on their part! *LOL*"
Heh heh heh...no, I am far too modern to believe all womenfolk can cook like my mama...we just invited you along to sing and party with the Band. JLA's met the boys...we're relatively harmless.
FReegards...MUD
"Ring DemBells!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes...
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst RATS' Power!!
Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman...
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!!
Ring Dem bells for RATS' morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
Mudboy Slim
FGS
FReegards...MUD
"W" was on his game tonight. Did you notice how "out of sync" Jean Keri was tonight? His being stripped of his security clearance back in the 70's broke today did it not? I'm thinking he's wondering if the wheels aren't beginning to fall off his "hero" image? Like maybe the rest of his military records might come trickling out over the next few days/weeks. He actually looked scared to me tonight and his Thurston Howell persona was really shaky. Just wondering what's up.
FGS
You know I've always respected yer wisdom on issues political, my FRiend, but I absolutely disagree with you on this. I came into this debate just wishing it would be over and regular post-debate campaigning could ensue, but Dubyuh showed me something tonite!! He showed me that he realizes there is much left undone from his first term that he's giddy about tackling in his second term. Just take Social Security Reform, Kerry's come out against any reform whatsoever!! Anybody with half a clue knows that Social Security is destined fer collapse unless substantially-reformed, and Dubyuh will bring that to fruition!!
"I will venture a guess, that Kerry will be called the winner of this last debate."
Some of the Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will undoubtedly attempt to make that case, but it'd only serve as further proof as to how subtantially-BIASED the Mediots have become. I watched FoxNewsChannel and it was unanimous amongst the white guys--er, reporters--that Dubyuh won convincingly tonite.
"To be honest, I was very disappointed in the President's performance tonight."
Remember, Dubyuh ain't never gonna be as smooth a talker as our boy Ronnie was, but tonite Dubyuh really stgruck a cord in me that reminded me of that post-9/11 leader who lifted America's spirit after what the Islamofascists did to US!!
A grand slam performance by Dubyuh, IMHO...MUD
Didn't realize you were into spamming folks! LOL
I've made the point often that Hanoi John is an unusually-FLAWED candidate. Look how he was put on the defensive about allowing foreign countries to hold a VETO over our foreign policy and national security. All the Bush campaign needs to do is dredge up his comments and stated positions from the mid-70's that American Military Might should only be used when specifically authorized and approved by the United Nations!!
Sounds like giving foreign countries a VETO over our National Security to...MUD
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