Caption Kerry showing inner-city kids how to shoot a basketball

Yahoo! News | 9/15/04

[CatAtomic]

I'll bet the ball bounces twice before it gets to the hoop! :^)

[Sacajaweau]

That's a strange gait!! In Texas, they don't call that walking, they call it groin stretching!

[Prysson]

"When I was in Vietnam I was a huge fan oF Magic Julius"

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

You kids aren't old enough to vote, so I can tell you a little story. When I first met Teresa, she didn't look any better than this ball does now, but I knew she had a Billion dollars, so I took her in my arms like this and said, "Honey, I love your money so much, please marry me!"

[siunevada]

You're running for President? No, c'mon man, who are you, REALLY.

[kcvl]

DORK!

[rs79bm]

I'm sorry, but that is not how you hold a basketball. Having played basketball
myself, your hand needs to be about 6 more inches up towards the side of the
basketball, and not underneath it. Holding it like that shows he is a complete
amateur and has never played basketball before in his life.

[FourPeas]

The most amazing thing is that people will actually vote for this fool.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I think a quote from Mr. T is apt here: "I pity da foo'!"

[Pearls Before Swine]

I think a quote from Mr. T is apt here: "I pity da foo'!"

[bruin66]

Looks like Elaine dancing at her office Christmas party.

[N. Theknow]

Mister you gone shoot that ball or just talk it to death.

[pierrem15]

White Men Can't Stump

[connectthedots]

His basketball shooting form is worse than his pitching form.

[Blue Scourge]

Attn: Nature lovers

Subject: Fish out of water

As with his previous photo op at the soul food cafe' the Mass. Dolphin also known as flipper has entered an environment completely alien to him. Doing his best to fit in with native species only makes his presence and lack of ability to fit in even more obvious....setting himself up for attacks as if he were bleeding in water infested by Great White Sharks.

[cjshapi]

My caption would be "Corpse holding basketball". His face just looks like something that should be laying horizontally in a funeral home.

[Casloy]

"If all you negro boys practice hard you can grow up to be a great basketball player like Satchel Paige."

[GSWarrior]

Wrong. Not that it matters one iota, but he is holding the ball correctly for a right-handed person.

[Casloy]

"If you squint and hold it up to the light just so it looks like Teresa's head"

[Casloy]

"And there I was, it was the third inning, the other boys had scored a touchdown, the goalie was looking me dead in the eye and taunting me, and there was only 20 seconds left on the clock."