CBS bringing Jerry Killian back from the dead to "confirm" docs!
Still putting together its lies!!
Nah, they brought Edwards in to CHANNEL Killian's spirit.
"Uhhhhh. I uhhhhhh, ummmm we uhhhhhh. Hmmmmmm, what we're trying to say is uhhhhhh that uhhhhh we ummmmmmm uhhhhh yeah they're real. NO QUESTIONS! No FURTHER COMMENT! See ya!"
Let's see how close I get.
they have found the duplicate wardroom key and can now explain the fate of the stwarberries. click. click. click. click. click.
Hear BS from see BS.
I bloviated elsewhere:
There won't be any real "statement".
Congress is calling them out on it now.
They have lost control of the situation, and the lawyers will take over.
I noticed that Kerry decided to talk to Imus today, which is the first time he has spoken to the media in six weeks. This, two days after Dem surrogates have been begging to get to "move on and get to issues". I don't think the two issues are unrelated. Kerry is trying to shift the focus to his non-issues, and at 12:45, Scott McClelland spun right back around to Congress's investigation of CBS.
I think there will be a truce.
Dan Rather to retire and take a part time job as a Walmart Greeter in Cuba, waiting for Walmart to approve his application and Fidel to welcome him.
CBS didn't want Rush to speak about this until a day's worth of DNC talking points could be distributed...
PREDICTIONS TIME:
Former secretary will admit to forgeries. Will repent, say worst thing she's ever done in 87 years but was afraid Bush would deprive her of social security if elected again. Dan Rather will show understanding toward her and not be angry even though she almost ruined his stellar reputation. /foil
They must've used the slow-drying ink.
Yeah, sure, 3:30. Fool me once, shame on CBS, fool me twice...there ain't gonna be any kind of a "new" statement.
Can just hear their reply: We're a victim in this hoax. Point your fingers at the president. Not us. We can't help it if we have stupid anchors that go off on their oown without consulting us.
shamelessly stolen from other threads
"We brought in Hillary, who spoke to Mrs. Roosevelt, who had apparently had time to speak with Jerry Killian with regards to President Bush, and he confirmed the ideas contained within the memos to Mrs. Roosevelt, who then told Hillary, who then told us. So bite me."
Can anybody see the back of CBS HQ (black Rock) and watch if anybody comes out carrying a
cardboard box of stuff?
CBS has located the "real" Kenneth, and will have him announce the frequency.
I wonder if they'll make Dan wear a tin foil hat from now on.