CBS bringing Jerry Killian back from the dead to "confirm" docs!
Ha!
"We contaced him in a seance, and he says he wrote them!"
CBS bringing Jerry Killian back from the dead to "confirm" docs!
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why not, they bring dead voters back.
I think they'll channel Kerry--"that's not your business--it's mine."
That would explain the Oujia Board Dan Rather just bought.
But Ann Jillian says they're the real deal!"
I wonder if they'll use John Edwards as the medium.
Actually, Bob Woodward has been contracted by The Eye to conduct a live interview, via satellite, from the former officer's grave site.
"Our experts have confirmed the thoughts of Lt. Colonel Killian."
I got it! Rather releases this story prior to CBS's statement at 5:00. Then CBS can make an independent announcement that they respect the years Mr. Rather as well as his story, but because of external pressure as well as their journalistic integrity Mr. Rather and CBS will be parting company. This way CBS looks good and Rather appears to be a hero standing by his story enough to lose his job.
What about those guys that talk to the dead.
James Van Praagh and John Edwards.
Rather should get them to talk to Jerry Killian.