Ha!
"We contaced him in a seance, and he says he wrote them!"
Anything short of an outright admission and apology & I suggest FReepers start calling their local Home Depot & other potential boycott sites and ask to speek to the manager and tell them that you're preparing to boycott the stores so customers will know that they're propping up 60 Minutes and encourage them to shop elsewhere and you want to know what provisions these stores are making for the protestors to greet customers on their way in before turning them around to Lowes.
All the cBS poobah's get in a circle and 'channel'!