"Uhhhhh. I uhhhhhh, ummmm we uhhhhhh. Hmmmmmm, what we're trying to say is uhhhhhh that uhhhhh we ummmmmmm uhhhhh yeah they're real. NO QUESTIONS! No FURTHER COMMENT! See ya!"
Let's see how close I get.
LMAO ironmike! I bet dollars to donuts your are right!