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Little Suppressors - Dealing with the bookstore clerk who hates you
Weekly Standard ^ | September 15, 2004 | Jay Nordlinger

Posted on 09/15/2004 5:04:36 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife

Conservatives like to tell war stories-and refute them, a la the Swift Boat Vets-and some of those stories concern bookstores. And the people who work in them. Who tend to be….well, not exactly the most conservative-friendly people in the world. The bookstore leftist is more standard than the bookstore cat. And conservatives have often found these stores to be hostile territory.

In recent weeks, reports have circulated that customers-or would-be customers-are having a hard time finding Unfit for Command, John O'Neill's anti-Kerry book. Conservatives have suspected that stores are keeping it from them, or that clerks are deep-sixing them, or that something untoward is happening. Paranoia is in the air.

But sometimes paranoids can be on to something. I don't scoff at these suspicions, mainly because of my own experience-most of it in Ann Arbor, Mich., my hometown. (Ann Arbor is a bookseller's paradise, and, in some ways, a conservative's hell.) I worked at a store called The Little Professor. The manager there-a nice guy, actually-wouldn't put out conservative magazines and gun magazines. He flat refused to bring them to the floor, acting as censor. My brilliant (and conservative) friend Eddie Krause came up with a new name for the store: The Little Suppressor.

It may be hard to believe, but it took something like an act of courage to buy a conservative magazine in an Ann Arbor bookstore. I used to dread it-the clerk was almost invariably cold, and he often bristled, and sometimes you got snotty remarks. It was a relief just to get through a purchase without incident. And I know many who could give the same testimony.

In truth, it could be dicey to ask for a bag-yes a bag. That made you a despoiler of the environment, you see.

I know a journalist who lived in the Ann Arbor of the West, Berkeley. Purchasing his National Reviews and American Spectators at Moe's, he would say to the clerk, "Well, just keeping an eye on what the enemy is doing"-anything to get by. These tactics may not be brave, but, gosh, are they human.

As the Swift controversy heated up, the two bookselling giants, Borders and Barnes & Noble, were besieged by callers angry that they could not find Unfit for Command. Conservative hollered, "J'accuse!" Both companies pleaded that it was the fault of the publisher, our beloved Regnery-the supplier had not printed enough copies to meet demand. Liberals, for their part, also besieged the companies, demanding that they pull the book from their shelves.

Come with me now, to BorderUnion.org, "The Borders Books Employee Union Web Site." Herein lie some revelations-or confirmations. In notes to one another, Borders clerks have been griping about having to sell Unfit for Command, to the troglodytes who seek it. Although not every seeker is a trog: According to one clerk, "We did have a college professor come in looking for [the book]. She teaches a writing class and wanted to use it as an example of a 'false book.'" Or maybe she just wanted to read it and wanted to avoid grief from the clerk?

But let's get to the nitty-gritty. Writes a Borders Books beauty,

"We're "finding" [note those quotations marks] that most of the few copies we're getting are damaged and need to be sent back. So sad. Too bad. Bushies! Regnery needs to be more careful. I'm hearing from people at two other stores that this seems to be common. Why should we help destroy what is left of our country?"

Back for a second crack, our man exhorts,

"You guys don't actually HAVE to sell the thing! Just "carelessly" hide the boxes, "accidentally" drop them off pallets, "forget" to stock the ones you have, and then suggest a nice Al Franken or Michael Moore book as a substitute. Borders wants those recommends (sic), remember?

I don't care if these Neanderthals in fancy suits get mad at me [fancy suits?]. They aren't regular customers anyway. Other than "Left Behind" books, they don't read. Anything you can do to make them feel unwelcome is only fair."

Another Borders beauty writes, "I wish [conservative customers] really knew how little respect I have for them." Oh, we know, babe-we know.

Not long ago, readers of National Review Online sent in to me their experiences of trying to buy Unfit, and of dealing with bookstore clerks in general. Care for a (very) small sampling of their observations?..........[Continued]


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: barnesnoble; books; bookstores; borders; censorship; liberals; unfitforcommand
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To: blu

bordersunion.org is down. Gee, I wonder why...????


181 posted on 09/15/2004 11:26:57 AM PDT by blu (Homeschooling..Changing America's Future...one teenager at a time.)
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To: blu
Hee hee!

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Link

Should we all submit trouble tickets for the poor Borders employees?
182 posted on 09/15/2004 12:31:32 PM PDT by Tarantulas
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To: Drango

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1216923/posts?page=1


Down a ways on this thread. The origional has been shut down.


183 posted on 09/15/2004 12:38:18 PM PDT by bad company (What's the font kenneth?)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

I shopped at Borders in Santa Monica over the weekend & Unfit For Command was on a main display. I was surprised as I usually have to move the copies myself.


184 posted on 09/15/2004 12:42:21 PM PDT by Feiny (Here's to swimmin with bow legged women!)
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To: blu
Ouch!

A sweet but truthful letter.

There is right and wrong.

I posted the pages of posts from bordersunion because I had the feeling the site would be shut down. Another FReeper inquired about it and the Borders employee denied knowledge about it.

Their slip was showing.
185 posted on 09/15/2004 12:47:08 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: blu

And I commend you on your homeschooling. Our country will be stronger because your children will be smarter, nicer and love their country.


186 posted on 09/15/2004 12:49:25 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: feinswinesuksass

Good!


187 posted on 09/15/2004 12:50:57 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Why patronize these chains ?

Don't people understand that the most powerful, consistent vote exercized most often, is that of the pocketbook ?

188 posted on 09/15/2004 1:28:13 PM PDT by happygrl
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To: blackdog
I like the part about letting your children run amuck - in a liberal haven, it's just desserts of liberal loonies to experience the real meaning of "no boundaries."

Even though I love books and treasure them, you could find some liberal best-sellers and spill some coffee as you read - hee hee.

I hope you make a bundle this winter....

189 posted on 09/15/2004 1:34:53 PM PDT by happygrl
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To: happygrl

True.

Sometimes people get gift cards.

I went because I wanted to see if they had it out.

I was fortunate I went in the first week it came out.


190 posted on 09/15/2004 1:38:50 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: sandyeggo

I say we all boycott the old bookstores (Borders) and buy off the internet.


191 posted on 09/15/2004 4:17:21 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Xenalyte
First, nowhere is it written that minimum-wage workers must pierce or tattoo.

I assumed they hired employees in that condition. I didn't realize they required the modifications.

If all a company is willing to pay is minimum wage, they just might have to compromise on some things.

Second, you say you moved to start a business. B&N's employment policies should have been of no concern to you.

I said I worked for B&N, that makes their employment policies very much my concern.

Third, assuming what you meant to say was that your husband was starting a business and you were working at B&N, you should have gotten the "promised health insurance" part in writing.

You know, I probably should have. Being an honest person, I expected others to keep their word. I've learned a thing or two since then.

192 posted on 09/15/2004 4:44:43 PM PDT by lucysmom
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To: Xenalyte
That's why I still shop at big bookstores. I am a figure not to be trifled with - even in street clothes I'm kind of imposing to all but the largest lefty - and I can get VERY focused. Some find me VERY intimidating.

Aw, you're a little cuddle bear to me!

193 posted on 09/15/2004 4:52:13 PM PDT by Dont Mention the War (Calvinism Fever: Catch It! (Or don't. It's not like it's going to do you any good anyway...))
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I had to order Unfit after two unsuccessful attempts to buy the book at B&N. On both visits, there were other irate conservatives in the store trying to buy the book. We had a little gab-fest and agitated a bit.

When I picked up my book on Saturday and walked out of the store with my nose in it, a looney lib yelled at me, "It's all lies!"

I, of course, ignored the fool.

194 posted on 09/15/2004 4:59:05 PM PDT by austingirl
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To: Kieri
I don't like to shop in Ann Arbor -- the traffic is heinous and downtown is...well...a liberal cesspool. You can't walk down the street without being visually assaulted with "I'm an idiot and I hate Bush" crap

Notre Dame 28
Michigan 20
195 posted on 09/15/2004 5:01:49 PM PDT by gipper81
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

The borders union link no longer works.


196 posted on 09/15/2004 5:24:32 PM PDT by RobRoy (You only "know" what you experience. Everything else is mere belief.)
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To: RobRoy

I had intended to borrow UNFIT FOR COMMAND from someone - not really being able to afford it right now, but when I read about the Borders Bums, I decided that I had to have a copy. I found a good supply at Sam's for $16.47. I'll never darken the door of Borders again.


197 posted on 09/15/2004 5:53:48 PM PDT by rejoicing (F)
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To: Dont Mention the War

Well, to YOU of course I am, ya big galoot. ;)


198 posted on 09/15/2004 6:33:07 PM PDT by Xenalyte (They call me . . . Tater Salad.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

A full copy is online here:

http://bussorah.tripod.com/bookshop.html


199 posted on 09/15/2004 9:54:34 PM PDT by jonjayray
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To: Born Conservative

A full copy is here:

http://bussorah.tripod.com/bookshop.html


200 posted on 09/15/2004 9:55:28 PM PDT by jonjayray
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