You may be a Kerry suporter if:

The Washington Times ^ | Aug 12, 2004 | Sanuel R. Lewis

[FrdmLvr]

I read a local review of the "manturian canadate" written by a a typical liberal. She actually said that Conservatives would see the Streep character as Hitlery due to the fact that they are not intellectually bright enough.

Of course, its not because she's a dead ringer for her. That liberal must have thought the Streep character was exactly like Hitlery because she's the one who brought up the comparison.

[Ohioan from Florida]

Good first post, and welcome to Free Republic! It's on-topic enough for me!

[Ohioan from Florida]

Stupid is permanent, this sort of thing is voluntary and can be terminated at will by the individual if so motivated.

I trust that you meant it isn't permanent, because you specified a reason as to why it isn't. But the liberals are willing to think that it is. They need to take their blinders off.

[Valin]

There's an old saying here that you're not a real freeper until you've been flamed soooooo


You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.


There! Welcome aboard.

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>My neighbor moved out and new ones moved in recently. I had heard he was a lawyer, now I see the Kerry sign in his yard. No doubt about it...

Have a dog? Train it to pee on the sign...

[Roscoe Karns]

bump

[Morgan's Raider]

There's an old saying here that you're not a real freeper until you've been flamed soooooo

I remember my first post. Somebody ahead of me didn't close their tags and my 5 paragraph epistle came out in something like 48 pt. BOLD type! Totally unreadable and took longer to download than some of MiaT's real works of art. I was immediately flamed severely and didn't even know what I'd done (I know, some of you still wonder if I know what I'm doing).

My ass still gets uncomfortable when I follow a post with larger-than-normal type!

[AmericanMade1776]

You might be a Kerry Supporter, if you love WAFFLES!

[exDemMom]

Oh, my, your son does sound like a character. How old is he?

[exDemMom]

There's an old saying here that you're not a real freeper until you've been flamed soooooo

Oh, drat! I've never been flamed. I'm not a real Freeper, despite almost 4 years here AND having the opportunity to meet Jim Robinson in person. Gee, thanks for ruining my day!

[Sofa King]

You're an idiot.

There, problem solved :)

[gitmo]

A SUV-driving fence-sitter, in an unguarded moment, told me she wished the government would outlaw her ownership of an SUV. If you believe a less draconian and more effective way to assuage her environmental guilt is explaining that the gas-guzzling vehicle actually belongs to her spouse, you might be a Kerry supporter.

[wattsup]

You are a kerry supporter if:... the theme from "Flipper" is your favorite song of all time and you danced to it at your wedding.

[Valin]

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

Always glad to help. :-)

[exDemMom]

Thanks!
(sniff)
You people really know how to cheer someone up!
;)

[Mr. Noodle]

Thanks.

I've read threads for a month or so. A friend recommended this sight. I don't know if I'll be able to master the html code.

I doubt I'll be able to post very often, though. The election has me reading these threads more than anything.

This has been a great sight for information so far.

[Mr. Noodle]

Ha ha.

I take it that I'm now supposed to hit that "report abuse" button at the bottom of your post. Thanks for the "welcome" I guess.

[Valin]

No problem. Remember anytime you feel the need for some abuse, I'm here for ya. :-)

[Mr. Noodle]

Thanks, Valin.

When I am feeling too happy I will give you a call. Deal?