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1 posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
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Pretty good if she was a lesbian.


234 posted on 09/12/2004 9:39:14 AM PDT by slimer ("The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato)
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They get their virginity back and they don't have to sleep with horny, groping, immature Muslims.
236 posted on 09/12/2004 10:11:29 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, the instruments of darkness tell us truths")
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Well Female suicide bombers will be rewarded with 72 male virgins that are of prime age, (19), and will be able to give her what ever woman is capable of, Unlimited Orgasms for Eternity. Sounds fair don't you think?


238 posted on 09/12/2004 10:18:28 AM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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72 Virgins for the Islamofascist lesbians!


240 posted on 09/12/2004 10:19:40 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
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Victoria Secrets garb to service men for eternity?

Seriously, I've wondered the same thing.


252 posted on 09/12/2004 8:36:52 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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Reward= They get to rack 72 men, then be their masters for all of eternity.


256 posted on 09/12/2004 8:54:48 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (Remembering 9-11)
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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

They go directly to Mohammed who oversees their circumcision.

263 posted on 09/13/2004 8:27:56 AM PDT by JesseHousman (Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
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Shopping.....shopping.......shopping...


268 posted on 09/13/2004 8:38:03 AM PDT by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure</a>)
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An Extreme Makeover

Pray for W and Our Troops

270 posted on 09/13/2004 8:48:56 AM PDT by bray (Some men have skeletons in their closets, some have killing fields!!)
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72 beating-free days.


272 posted on 09/13/2004 9:15:31 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit
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Qu'ran 52:24 Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded.

Qu'ran 56:17 Round about them will serve little boys of perpetual freshness.

** NOTE: Works for females or very confused males... being muslim is itself a state of confusion, it's just the degree of confusion at risk...

275 posted on 09/13/2004 9:38:32 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

Same raisins as for the male suicide bombers. At least the females will get someone of the opposite sex.
279 posted on 09/13/2004 11:13:39 AM PDT by aruanan
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I wonder what the benefit is for the men. The only sins bad enough to warrant suicide-induced-forgiveness would be sexual deviation. If this is so then the virgins would be of no benefit (unless they are not women).


284 posted on 09/17/2004 3:40:24 PM PDT by Pennadutch
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What a dumb question.
Their reward is exactly the same as the males': burning in everlasting hell

Next question?

285 posted on 09/17/2004 3:48:40 PM PDT by Publius6961 (I don't do diplomacy either)
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They become the winner of the Miss Islam contest


288 posted on 09/17/2004 4:21:15 PM PDT by paleocon patriarch (President Bush is a fighter - John Kerry is a TOMATO CANdidate)
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