Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
Maybe 72 Virginia Slims? Or maybe 72 Cavaliers, 72 Vagina Monologues, 72 Virgin Onions, 72 Virgil lines, 72 Virgin Airlines Tickets?
After you've seen #199, you may want to take that back...
A) 72 boxes of chocolate
B) 72 gigolos
C) 72 lesbians
D) a new land where women are treated as women and they can go to school, and they can wear a swimsuit, and they can look at a guy without being stoned to death and they don't have to wear that suffocating burka in 110 degree heat.
OH MY GOSH!!!! I'M IN PARADISE!!!!! HELLen, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!!
oh wait...that's the point...I'M DEAD and I'm in Paradise at last!!!
um....is there an exit???
144 "D" cell batteries.
If they go to hell, Satan restores their virginity.
They get dead.
"I've been told they get to service the male terrorists. Can you imagine? Even in Muslim heaven, women are treated as dirt."
Really? Youve been told that? That is a raw deal.
Tupperware. LOL.
Seriously, IIRC, they get to bring their immediate familes with them to heaven.
"72 Chocolate Sundaes"
Oh geeeee......now THAT's a raw deal...
The Sundaes are good....but I can only have 72 of them FOREVER???? How do you ration out 72 sundaes throughout eternity???? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
Ping
your pics are always hilarious. keep it up.
funny thing is, i met helen thomas in indianapolis in a jazz bar called the skinney noodle(something noodle anyway). she was there with her daughter. talked to her for a few moments while i waited for my date. helen asked me to dance later. and i did. told her she was too rough on GHW. she laughed but agreed.
"Hey...*every* woman loves Tupperware...;))"
That is soooooo true. I should have thought of that!!
LOL love your tagline
The Imam promises that they will be made more beautiful so that they can compete with the virgins. BFHD! LOL
144 "D" cell batteries
If you're suggesting a faithful emulation of the males they're used to, I'm thinking 144 hearing aid batteries.
Being paraded around naked embarasses 'em for a reason, ya know.
No more stonings.
"A weekend at Burga King!!"
Now you're talking....I think one weekend at Burger King would just about do me for eternity.
I think if I were a devout Muslim woman....a weekend at Burkha King would also be in order! I could order as many bags to go over my head as I might need! If I wear them out, well so what? I only got to go the one weekend, and hey, eternity is a Looooooooong Time! So that means that after awhile, when all the burkhas are in the heavenly dumpster, I CAN BE FREE!!! YEAH!! Not my fault if all I got was ONE WEEKEND!!
Gherkins
Thanks!
funny thing is, i met helen thomas in indianapolis in a jazz bar called the skinney noodle(something noodle anyway). she was there with her daughter. talked to her for a few moments while i waited for my date. helen asked me to dance later. and i did. told her she was too rough on GHW. she laughed but agreed.
If John Kerry had been in your place, he'd've applied for another Purple Heart. And he'd've earned it.
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