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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.


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To: VRWC_minion

Now your'e cooking...it would certainly be paradise to have toilet seats down...especially in the middle of the night...and having sex only when it is truly desired and optimum situation all around.


101 posted on 09/11/2004 10:27:20 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Salamander

LOL!


102 posted on 09/11/2004 10:28:09 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: FredZarguna

Goodness! Thanks for the link, FredZarguna! Knowledge is truly power!


103 posted on 09/11/2004 10:29:01 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Lorianne

LOL! That's heaven in anyone's universe!!


104 posted on 09/11/2004 10:30:06 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: xJones

that stench, you know that stench, it smells like a dozen dead goats have died in there.


105 posted on 09/11/2004 10:30:52 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: Leroy S. Mort; TEXOKIE; Yellow Rose of Texas; KangarooJacqui

72 fashionably attired, bikini waxed, male houris.


106 posted on 09/11/2004 10:31:14 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (This tag-line paid for by "Friends of Paul Rodriguez.")
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To: TEXOKIE

107 posted on 09/11/2004 10:31:18 PM PDT by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: thirteen stars
kinda, I'll have to see if I can find the reference, but it's not overtly stated as such where it's obvious.

however, I have a commentary on the ha'dith and it is noted that each martyr gets a mansion with 70 houses (yes this is how it is written) with 70 rooms with 70 couches (beds) with 70 sheets, each a different color and on each a dark-eyed houri that regains her virginity each time after he has sex with her ...

70 x 70 x 70 x 70 = 24,010,000 virgins ... oy vey

maybe it's 70 mansions, 70 houses, 70 couches and 70 sheets but you get the idea. plus they are promised wine, silk and all the food they want.

apparently allah just sponsors an eternal orgy. towards that end, there is another quote where someone has stated that orgasms will last 600 years. I'm not making it up.

This commentary is written by (apparently) an Eastern Indian and he doesn't mince words. Of course, take a look at the reviews and you will see who likes it and who doesn't.



http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1591020174/102-5414455-0526553?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance
108 posted on 09/11/2004 10:31:32 PM PDT by Bobby777
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To: TEXOKIE; amom
Males get 72 palaces with 72 bedrooms in each palace, each bedroom in each palace has a young virgin waiting for "HIM".

Do the math!

This is so sad. These poor "girls, virgins" are circumsized around age 6 or 7, and if they live, married off at 12 or 13 years of age, and dying of overwork at age 30.

109 posted on 09/11/2004 10:32:21 PM PDT by Yellow Rose of Texas (One man's conspiracy is another man's truth!)
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To: FredZarguna

To save us all time, just tell us the answer...


110 posted on 09/11/2004 10:33:06 PM PDT by babygene (Viable after 87 trimesters)
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To: Bobby777
LIFESTYLES OF THE MANIACAL AND PIOUS

111 posted on 09/11/2004 10:33:14 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (This tag-line paid for by "Friends of Paul Rodriguez.")
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

ewwwwwwwwww what a tagline!!! You are sentenced to five years in a burkha for that!!


112 posted on 09/11/2004 10:33:32 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: IamHD
"I was told I would be as a mermaid, a beauty Queen in paradise if I became a martyr."

Well, I think I see a glitch in the Islamic terrorist's plan. The males are going to get 72 virgins but the virgins will have fishtails instead of legs, which means male 'martyrs' are going to be very, very frustrated.

113 posted on 09/11/2004 10:34:09 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: uvular

"The rest of her family gets to live and she won't have to do dishes in muslim heaven"

Isnt it sad what arab/muslim women have foisted on them?


114 posted on 09/11/2004 10:34:50 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE
Goodness! Thanks for the link, FredZarguna! Knowledge is truly power!

Believe me, there is way more stuff on that web site than you ever want to know. Come back to FR for a thorough mind-cleansing every few minutes. Like the sun, or cleavage, you must not stare at it for too long.

(Doncha love FR?)

115 posted on 09/11/2004 10:34:56 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)
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To: TEXOKIE

The reward for these women is that they will get to paradise... Females who have engaged in terrorist/suicide attacks thusfar have largely been women who have in some way dishonored themselves or their families in middle east and/or muslim culture. IE Adulterers etc.... They are largely estranged from or disowned by their families and effectively have been told they will not make it to paradise because of their actions... and now live existences of exhile and walking "dead" effectively among their former friends and family.

So they are recruited and promised they can indeed make it into paradise by slaughtering jews or other enemies of Islam. Just as the "assassins" were formed by muslim terrorists enticing young men with hedonistic pleasures and then promising them they could return to them if they killed their politicla enemies.

This is standard operating procedure for Muslims and has been for centuries. To call this cult a religion of peace is an afront. It is a "religion" of violence, war and death, always has been, and likely always will be.


116 posted on 09/11/2004 10:35:53 PM PDT by HamiltonJay ("You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.")
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To: piasa
Well, I think I see a glitch in the Islamic terrorist's plan. The males are going to get 72 virgins but the virgins will have fishtails instead of legs, which means male 'martyrs' are going to be very, very frustrated.

Not necessarily.

117 posted on 09/11/2004 10:36:30 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)
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To: Yellow Rose of Texas

LOLOL!!! OK Rose....here goes...gonna strap you in right NOW for Tupperware Heaven!! ;-)


118 posted on 09/11/2004 10:36:36 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: NordP

LOL!


119 posted on 09/11/2004 10:37:37 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Leroy S. Mort

LOL!


120 posted on 09/11/2004 10:38:03 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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