like the old New Yorker cartoon, "no one knows your a Pukin Dog on the Internet."
Posted on 09/11/2004 7:26:18 PM PDT by Pukin Dog
Edited on 09/11/2004 9:23:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Open Letter to the Main Stream Media: We are not amateurs and we are going to kick your butts.
We have watched you for years try to tell us how to think, what to think, who to vote for and what to believe based solely on your own agenda. In past years, you have come to think of yourselves as the fourth branch of government, the movers and shapers of opinion and the arbiters of truth.
In case you have not been watching, America is sick and tired of you. We are turning away from you in record numbers. Your audience and readership is declining faster than you can say the word 'bias', and instead of recognizing the trend, you have only become further entrenched and determined to force society to play by your rules.
Technology has allowed us to ignore you, and in many cases, replace you altogether. I grew up watching Walter Cronkite every night, not yet aware of his agenda, his bias and his overwhelming desire to turn the nation against its leaders unless they agreed with him. I saw him replaced by the most dishonest, agenda-driven anchorman this nation has ever produced. That Dan Rather is one of you should be enough to make you feel dirty.
You believe yourselves to be solely qualified to pontificate on the day-to-day events going on around the world as if journalism school gives you a special insight into the truth. When I was in college, people went to J-school only if they flunked out of business school and did not want to become teachers.
Well guess what?
The world is on to you.
Persons with knowledge and experience are not only ignoring you, but replacing you as sources of information. These sources, which don't need anything but their personal experiences and skills when sharing information with the public; persons who have spent more time learning and doing than you ever will, are generally more accurate and informative than you know how to be.
The Internet and Blogosphere would scare you, if you were smart enough or honest enough to know better.
People with practical knowledge and experience discussing current and historical events with more ability than you, are sharing more factual and in-depth information, and at a rate which you could never compete. We are relegating many of you to overpaid gossip mongers, while you don't want to acknowledge that we are eating your lunch.
You take polls, trying to convince us of what people are thinking as you have always done, but now, knowledgeable people are analyzing your methodology, your weighing and sampling and pointing out if your polls are to be believed. You can no longer expect what you say to be taken for gospel, because we are no longer amateurs about information. Someone, somewhere on a little web site is going to smoke you out, report your biases, and make you less believable than you once were. Count on it.
You can tell us that Swift Boat Veterans for truth are liars, and NOBODY is going to believe you just because you say it. Have you checked the Non Fiction Best Sellers lists lately? But even then, we know enough now to notice when book sales are based on giveaways, fund-raisers, pre-orders and the like, to notice when you want to push sales of your favorite liberal author when their book sheds no light, tells no truth, shares no facts, but only advances what you want us all to think about you and yours. We are not buying it anymore.
I'm writing this, because I know you are watching. Just as you watched last week when one of us 'amateurs' beat you at your own game. It happens here all the time. Free Republic is not a group of 'amateurs' or nutcases, as you like to think of us. This board is a slice of America, filled with people from all walks of life, whose cumulative knowledge dwarfs that of you and your 'hired experts'. I was offended to read your reaction to people here and at the Blogs who shared what started here regarding your fraudulent flunky Dan Rather, and his attempt to pass off what was clearly a forged document as legitimate news.
You attempted to deride us, not take us seriously, dismiss us as partisans (which is apparently only a bad thing if one is conservative) and generally ignore the wealth of information we passed along to the public about one of yours trying to pull the wool over our eyes. We nailed Dan Rather, not you, and you can't stand it.
Last week, you tried to suggest that Republicans booed Bill Clinton after Bush wished him well. We caught you. We got in your face and made you take it back, because you lied. Don't you hate that? We Internet-based losers made you back down, when you felt totally free to mislead the nation about the behavior of some you don't agree with.
It is only going to get worse for you.
You can no longer tell us anything, and expect to be believed without question. You can no longer mix your agendas into your 'news' and expect to get away with it. We may not catch you every time, but eventually we will, and then many of you are going to have to get real jobs. And when you do, you are going to need more than the ability to mislead, lie, slander and ignore people who don't agree with you. In the future, expect for Blogs like Instapundit and others to be on you like a fly on stink when you attempt to mislead us.
Yesterday, you attempted to paint the young LT. Bush as a poor pilot, because he attempted multiple landings a few times while flying a training jet. Stories like this are the reason why Network News has lost half of its audience over the last 10 years. Could not one of you pampered info-princes figure out that a military pilot WANTS to practice landings as much has he/she possibly can? I guess not, when you are blinded by ideology to the degree that any information you receive can only be interpreted in the negative.
You want to call Bush AWOL, but you don't want to talk about his hundreds of flying hours in a jet that has killed lesser aviators, you only want to discuss what furthers your agenda, because you know that when Democrats win, YOU are in charge. You don't want to talk about our President's Master's Degree from Harvard while at the same time Al Gore could not hack Divinity school.
Don't you wish you could regulate us? We know you spend your nights praying to the gods of the Fairness Doctrine, hoping to silence us. Sorry, but we are here, and we are not going anywhere. Too bad we can't say the same for you. It is you who is being silenced as your audience is paying more attention to us, and tuning you OUT. Fox News is in 50 million fewer homes, but they managed to beat you silly during the Republican Convention. How did that happen? US; that's how. Because of us, the Internet, the Blogosphere, Talk Radio and others, the nation no longer see you as the gatekeepers of information.
Take a lesson MSM, though it hurts, try a little fairness. Give balance a shot, and stop being a mouthpiece for the liberal agenda. Pretend if you must, that Conservatives are not Neanderthals long enough to get through a news segment. I know it must hurt to not be able to prove your superiority to us in all that you do and say, but try it.
Finally, just embrace the horror, folks. You might actually learn something from us merry bands of 'amateur' journalists. You see, we don't have an audience to please. We don't have to sell ad-space, or get face-lifts to keep our jobs. That leaves us free to share information on the subjects we might know a little something about without angering our liberal masters. On Free Republic, you can at times find as many threads angry at Republicans as you can Democrats. We don't have to hire experts, if we don't know something, we can ask a fellow FReeper or use Google, much faster than you can pay someone to tell you what you want to hear.
On Free Republic alone, there are experts in many fields. We have writers, poets, engineers, aviators, artists, journalists, (they keep that on the down-low), lawyers, historians, teachers, politicians, current and former members of all branches of the military; all who actually know what they are talking about without having a script (or DNC talking points) shoved in their face.
The choice is yours, MSM. You can join us in working to share information with a hungry audience, or you can be replaced. We don't need Nielson, just a web site and an idea. Instead of insulting the remainder of your dwindling viewers, readers and listeners, why don't you just agree to cut the crap, stop the parroting of the NY Times long enough to do your own work, and finally decide to become REAL journalists again.
I'm not saying we are journalists; we have jobs and careers beyond 'he-said-she-said'. We do like to share what we know, and we don't even get it right every time. However, the truth is in the numbers. We have them and they are growing, while yours are shrinking more rapidly every day. If you don't change your ways and soon, you are going to become irrelevant before this decade is over. Many of you already are. We only tune in to 'Petah' Jennings to watch him bravely strain to keep his composure whenever he has to report a Democrat election defeat. On a good night Chris Matthews total viewership barely equals the number of viewers on the Oxygen network.
The trends are in our favor. If you don't wise up, we will kick your agenda-driven ass.
I'm Pukin Dog.
Nice rant PD.
Well done!
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NOTE: it was quite difficult to make this track...do your best in singing it :)
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MIDI - THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN -- for those who haven't figured it out yet, simply go to the linked site and click on the appropriate MIDI...it will launch in your defaulted device, and you can hit BACK and go to the song to sing along
Danny Rather's my name...I really achieved some fame
But then with Peter and Tom...we all had gone down in flames
For many years we had spun the news
And we made sure we inserted our views
Our leftist pals all loved us so much
But it seems we got way too far out of touch
The night Old Media went down...all the right wingers were singing
Yes, the night Old Media went down...in boardrooms our hands we're wringing
They sang NA NA NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA NA
We were the shills for DemocRATs...our paychecks got very fat
We learned as Dylan said -- That wasn't where it was at
For many years we spun the news
And we made sure we inserted our views
Our leftist pals all loved us so much
But it seems that we had gotten way out of touch
The night Old Media went down...all the right wingers were singing
Yes, the night Old Media went down...in boardrooms our hands we're wringing
They sang NA NA NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA NA
FREEPERS had then 47'd us...we wondered what's the fuss
We had not seen it coming so...we got hit by a bus
For many years we had spun the news
And we made sure we inserted our views
Our leftist pals all loved us so much
But it seems we got way too far out of touch
The night Old Media went down...all the right wingers were singing
Yes, the night Old Media went down...in boardrooms our hands we're wringing
They sang NA NA NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA NA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
The night Old Media went down...all the right wingers were singing
Yes, the night Old Media went down...in boardrooms our hands we're wringing
Joe Scarborough had Benie Goldberg (author of "Bias") on last night and this story was right up his alley. He said the Taliban had more diversity than CBS. Almost man for man they're liberal he said. Seems to know what he's talking about.
You managed to put my thoughts into print and for that alone I'm grateful.
My letters (not email which is often ignored) will go out to Dan's sponsors tomorrow. Meanwhile, keep up the good work!
Since we are addressing this to the Main Stream Media I think I will add a piece of advice.
You are not helping the Democrats as much as you think. By giving the left a pass on everything, you make it too easy for them. They do not need, as the conservative side does, to hone its argument, or to compromise when needed.
By giving them a pass, the worse in human nature is encouraged (think Ted Kennedy, and ask yourself are you really proud he is a elder statesman in the Democratic Party).
By giving them a pass, when they make a small mistake, they are not forced to back up and rethink their position; they blindly keep going down the wrong road.
By favoring one side of any argument you dilute your own power. We already know where CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, New York Times, Newsweek, and so on stands on any public issue. So when you write something, what ever effect it would have had is lessen since those that agree with you will applaud while those that disagree with you will either never read (or hear it) or if they do will ignore it.
Those of us on the right do not want you on “our side”. We want news minus the agenda. We would like our view presented without the bias that paints us all as racist or Nazis.
I have news for you, FOX news is NOT conservative, they are just so far right of you, you think they are.
You want to win back your audience and readers, try keeping the editorial on the editorial pages, and try going after both sides with equal zeal, and try to remember it is not your jobs to remake society. If you want to remake society, go into politics.
Very eloquent and stirring. Nails it.
like the old New Yorker cartoon, "no one knows your a Pukin Dog on the Internet."
The CBS exec. who was on Brit Humes show(hosted by Tony Snow) he said a bunch of guys in their pajamas.
Rocket scientists and trappers weren't specifically mentioned,so it's easy to understand that there just wasn't enough space to mention filmmakers. ;)
Of course I made sure to include the famous "post47" and relevant FR mentions in NYPost and such.
For years I've used FR as at elast a starting point to search for breaking stories if not as an out and out source. It really bugs 'em when the net in general and FR specifically beats everybody on stories.
Another memorable one was the capture of the DC snipers. IIRC a FReeper living in a house overlooking hte interestae and rest area where it went down gave us the head's up. It was GREAT, nad just one of mnay such instances.
Even with all that though my co-workers at the radio stations where I work - mostly ratz and RINOS BTW - have discounted FR as just another website rumor mill at best, a radical right wing hate group at worst.
This story and the attribution to FR really set 'em back on their heels! Never, EVER have they become so quiet, so intimidated...so deeply saddened.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
prisoner6 PRICELESS!
Hear hear!
"On Free Republic alone, there are experts in many fields. We have writers, poets, engineers, aviators, artists, journalists(they keep that on the down-low), historians, teachers, politicians, current and former members of all services of the military, who actually know what they are talking about without having a script (or DNC talking points) shoved in their face."
Hey, wait... what about Lawyers?!?!
:)
I thought Jim Pinkerton had a decent insight on this phenomenon. He compared the blogosphere approach to news reportage to Linux and the open source movement.
Of course, the next step is marching on their studios/offices...
You Got That Right!!!
What's "network news"?
I could say a lot, but I'll just respond to this, as I don't recall calling Fox News 'conservative'. I watch Fox because they are balanced, with their own fair share of liberals and conservatives. I only ask that the MSM share both sides of an argument, and that they do it fairly.
As a former journalist who had to go into politics because I was blackballed by liberal puke editors, I appreciated your RANT!
Also... tonight on Fox Media Watch, Jim Pinkerton pointed out that bloggers and conservative internet junkies use "MTM" as a derisive term. (By the way, I'm in my pajamas too!)
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