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Toronto Sun ^
| Sept. 9, 2004
| Andy Donato
Posted on 09/09/2004 1:32:44 PM PDT by rickmichaels
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hilldebeast; klintoon; wiener
To: rickmichaels
So that's what they mean by a "dickie ticker"!
To: rickmichaels
To: rickmichaels
A nurse friend of mine at the hospital in New York where Clinton is located told me a good one...She says that when they told Clinton that he had a choice: Have the operation immediately and save his life (but likely suffer impotence) or continue to live his current lifestyle, and take his chances on a major heart attack -- likely fatal. It took him 3 days to decide!
Sort of reminded me of the Jack Benny program where the robber says "Your money or your life!" and there is prolonged silence.
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posted on
09/09/2004 1:38:41 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
To: rickmichaels
shouldn't that band aid have a purple heart on it?
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posted on
09/09/2004 1:39:18 PM PDT
by
fish hawk
To: TommyDale
Of course if we had Hillarycare ol' Bubba would probably be dead!
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posted on
09/09/2004 1:42:20 PM PDT
by
kaktuskid
To: Mark in the Old South
Why would Hillary have a use for one of those things anyway?
It's an outie, not an innie.
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posted on
09/09/2004 1:46:18 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is just that - a theory.)
To: Mark in the Old South
Like she would care.LOL! Do ya reckon she's not boinking him anymore? 8-)
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posted on
09/09/2004 1:50:11 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
To: TommyDale
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posted on
09/09/2004 1:53:27 PM PDT
by
texasflower
(How appropriate...... the pro abortion party is the "D 'N' C")
To: rickmichaels
This thread could get nasty...
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posted on
09/09/2004 1:53:32 PM PDT
by
The Mayor
("Jesus, I don't have anything to give you today, but just me. I give you me!")
To: texasflower
"Are you serious? Serious as a heart attack.
Comment #12 Removed by Moderator
To: TommyDale
Is impotence really a side-effect of bypass surgery?
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posted on
09/09/2004 4:23:39 PM PDT
by
Grim
To: Grim
I wouldn't know, but several men I know have had that problem,
but it could be from taking the high blood pressure medications, which definitely causes that side effect.
To: Grim
You know, if you think about it, the fear of dying of a heart attack while having sex is probably one cause of it!
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