[Free_at_last_-2001]

So that's what they mean by a "dickie ticker"!

[Mark in the Old South]

Like she would care ;-}

[TommyDale]

A nurse friend of mine at the hospital in New York where Clinton is located told me a good one...She says that when they told Clinton that he had a choice: Have the operation immediately and save his life (but likely suffer impotence) or continue to live his current lifestyle, and take his chances on a major heart attack -- likely fatal. It took him 3 days to decide!

Sort of reminded me of the Jack Benny program where the robber says "Your money or your life!" and there is prolonged silence.

[fish hawk]

shouldn't that band aid have a purple heart on it?

[The Mayor]

This thread could get nasty...