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Looking for some really pointed bumper sticker slogans.
Posted on 09/03/2004 9:11:20 AM PDT by mnehring
I just bought a bumper sticker kit and decided that I wanted to do something really sharp and to the point. The problem is I am not in a very creative mood.
One I made for my wife says: THANK YOU President Bush for liberating millions of oppressed women in Iraq and Afghanistan!
I want to get on the neo-hippies nerves but I am not happy with all of the slogans I have seen.
What slogan ideas do you all have.
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To: mnehrling
The other day, I saw one I liked. I have only ever seen it once-it stated, "If Kerry is the answer, it must be a stupid question." Other Freepers may have seen it more often, but I thought it was unique.
To: Gingersnap
Sorry for stealing, but how about: Jesus want your heart;Allah wants your head.?
To: mnehrling
TERRORISM IS NOT SENSITIVE
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:27:37 AM PDT
by
Shortwave
(Supporting Bush was a duty one owed to the fallen. Now, it is an honor.)
To: mnehrling
My personal favorite:
WORLD LEADERS FOR KERRY:
SADDAM, ARISTIDE, KIM JONG IL
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:29:06 AM PDT
by
UsnDadof8
(Virgnian by birth, Texan in my heart)
To: mnehrling
John Kerry?
You Gotta Be Kidding, Right?
To: mnehrling
Promote enraged thought among your fellow drivers.
Bumper Sticker #1 - "Don't Think...Just Vote For John Kerry"
Bumper Sticker #2 - "You're Too Stupid...Just Vote For John Kerry"
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:30:17 AM PDT
by
Zhalchylde
(Don't follow me...I think I stepped in something.)
To: mnehrling
How about this one, I just thought of:
WHO WOULD FRANCE VOTE FOR ?
Trouble with that one is, many Americans would see no problem taking electoral advice from France.
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:30:29 AM PDT
by
UsnDadof8
(Virgnian by birth, Texan in my heart)
To: Shortwave
You don't fight war by blowing rose water through corn stalks
To: Lurking2Long
How about the one we have on our car:
"JOHN KERRY WOULD MAKE A BETTER
FRENCH PRIME MINISTER"
It either causes the reader to crack up with gleeful laughter, or clench their knuckles around the steering wheel of their VW Passat....
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:32:03 AM PDT
by
elk
To: Conspiracy Guy
The best one I heard was, "No zig. No zag. Just Zell."
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:32:35 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: mnehrling
Heard a caller to Bill Bennett mention this one this morning:
Annoy A Liberal: Work. Achieve. Be Happy.
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:32:46 AM PDT
by
Dems_R_Losers
(Proud to be a Reagan Alumna!)
To: mnehrling
Tired of strong leadership?
VOTE KERRY
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:33:48 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is just that - a theory.)
To: UsnDadof8
I like this one that I have seen before:
"10 out of 10 terrorists agree...anyone but Bush"
or my own is:
"250 Swift Boat Vets can't be wrong-Bush in '04"
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
How about:
SKERRY SUCKS
MAMA'S SUGAR TIT!
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:33:56 AM PDT
by
Quix
(PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
To: conserv13
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:35:03 AM PDT
by
Quix
(PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
To: mnehrling
ABORTION PREVENTS CONGENITAL LIBERALISM
To: conserv13
GREAT ONE.
THX.
HOW ABOUT . . .
JESUS LOVES YOU.
KERRY WANTS YOUR WALLET
& ALLAH WANTS YOUR HEAD!
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:35:34 AM PDT
by
Quix
(PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
To: mnehrling
Girlie-men stay back 100 feet.
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:35:42 AM PDT
by
groanup
(Our kids sleep soundly because soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines stand ready to die for us.)
To: mnehrling
I would like to contact the person who thought up
SORE/LOSERMAN in 2000...
So they can make some tshirts with
SCARRY/COWARDS
To look just like the KERRY/EDWARDS stickers....
To: mnehrling
"DemocRATS want to have their cake, and eat yours too."
Or, you could steal my tagline, like I did the one above.
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posted on
09/03/2004 9:36:40 AM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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