Concerned about our trollish consistency (ZOT!!! Liberal Democrat Mod strikes again).

self, Voice of America, CNN, CFO.com | 8/30/04 | Markus, as told to Reddy Kilozot

[Tijeras_Slim]

Welcome to FR.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I'm Ho Chi Minh, and I'm voting for Bush!

[nina0113]

life-long republican from Iowa

Could you actually even find Iowa on a map?

[Coop]

As a man of faith, you must be deep in prayer. Because you sure are at a recent loss for words, Christian Soldier.

[Doomonyou]

Adios Markus, you poor misguided fruitloop.

That's it, YOU'RE GONE!!!

[xsmommy]

xshub spent most of last year up in an endangered species tree, fending off the loggers and HE Is voting for George W Bush!

[austingirl]

The "other option" only looks better if you are stupid and blind. Buh-bye, troll.

[Coop]

xshub spent most of last year up in an endangered species tree, fending off the loggers and HE Is voting for George W Bush!

Can he get an absentee ballot from atop a Redwood?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I am so liberal I consider Kerry and Kennedy part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. I am voting for Bush because he doesn't flip flop.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'm J. A. Beeber and I approved this stuning.

[TASMANIANRED]

Notice old Marcus posted and fled.

Who has ever posted a vanity piece and not stuck around to see what kind of response it got.

A true warrior stays and defends his position until a better argument sway's his opinion.

Marcus: Oh, you sack of guts, you might as well be dead.

[dfwgator]

I am John Kerry and have been for my entire life. And this year, I'm voting for George W. Bush!!

You mean I'll vote for George Bush before I vote against him.

[vin-one]

Life long, not here on FR, joined today gone today.......

[Conspiracy Guy]

Good spot. You're catching on.

[wireman]

Whenever a post starts of with "I am a life-long republican (or something similar)..."

It's usually quite safe to assume it's a load of crap!

[Texas Federalist]

The positions this guy takes are not really consistant with those of a legitimate discontented conservative. It's kind of funny to see what liberals come up with when they actually try to put themselves in the shoes of a conservative. I think I could play a better liberal if I tried.

[TomServo]

Going to war breaks the commandment “Thou shalt not kill”.

The original translation is, "Thou shalt not do murder".

Bonehead.

[TheBigB]

"Why yes, I'm voting for George W. Bush!"

[Coop]

Thanks, Mark

I think I figured out from where our new friend's Christian name originated...

[Not A Snowbird]

I am a life-long republican from Iowa, and am very concerned with the direction the Republican party is going.

A direct quote from the Abridged Manual for Trolling. You're supposed to rearrange the words to hide your trollness, lest you get immediately zotted.