Skip to comments.John Kerry--he should have been a Canadian
Posted on 08/27/2004 6:11:26 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
John Kerry was born in the wrong country; he would be much more at home in Canada than in the United States. He possesses a quality that the majority of Canadians have; that distinguishes us from all other peoples on earth. Its what unites Canadians from coast to coast to coast.
Canadians love to whine.
And John F. Kerry is a whiner. This became absolutely apparent after he brought legal action against the Swift Boats Veterans who ran a negative attack ad pointing out that he may not be quite the military hero that he claims to be. As noted talk show host, Rush Limbaugh has said, George W. Bush has been subject to hatred since he came into office--and he takes it quietly. Kerry on the other hand, whines and moans after one negative ad is aired and goes running to the Federal Elections Commission with a gaggle of lawyers.
It is sometimes difficult to know exactly why Canadians love to whine and complain so much. The CBC has been criticized for their coverage of the Olympics where the on-air commentators seem to spend more time whining about Canadas poor medal showing than they do reporting the events. Much like baseball is, south of the border, whining has become our national pastime. At least it doesnt suffer from labour disputes and we can happily whine 365 days a year.
In democratic countries such as the United States and Great Britain, whose free and fair elections are almost never questioned, citizens occasionally get a tad upset with their government. So when the next election rolls around they throw the government out and bring in a new one. Not in Canada though. We whine and complain and then vote the same tired old Liberal government back in. And 20 minutes after they are reelected they act the same way as they always have and then we whine and complain again.
One reason for the constant boo-hooing is that we really do have it too good in this country. If we were faced with real problems, such as those that plague such countries as Iraq or Bangladesh, we wouldnt have the time to sit around all day and complain.
Throughout the election campaign, John Kerry has shown that he would fit right in up in the Great White North. He would make a great advisor to Prime Minister Paul Martin. Since both men love to take both sides of each and every issue, they would be in constant agreement (or constant disagreement) on everything. You couldnt ask for much more than that.
Kerry would also make a great Foreign Affairs Minister. Who better than Kerry to run down to New York and take marching orders from Kofi Annan at the U.N. (Useless Nothings)? John would have a ball getting approval of the French and the Germans for whatever stand Canada is told to take.
Kerrys views on the military are consistent with the much touted "Canadian values". Only in Canada can you be a war hero and a peace activist at the same time. And Kerrys testimony in the early 70s that American soldiers, including him, did nothing in Vietnam except rape, plunder and murder innocent civilians is just about how the Canadian elites view the American armed forces.
Kerry included himself in a military that commits war crimes. John would be pleased to know that Canada is a country that not only takes steps to keep war criminals out--we welcome them here with open arms.
There is no doubt about it John Kerry would make an excellent Canadian.
Arthur Weinreb is an author, columnist and Associate Editor of Canada Free Press. His work as appeared on Newsmax.com, Men's News Daily, the Drudge Report, Foxnews.com and The Rant. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org
It is not too late...y'all can still have him. We don't want him.
Now why didn't I think of that?
John Kerry should be a Canadian, and he should be in Canada right now. That is where USA traitors go!
There is no doubt about it John Kerry would make an excellent Canadian, or Germay, or Frenchman, or Iranian, etal but there is no doubt about it he is one lousy American.
I no longer dislike ALL Canadians....
Kerry needs to take a lesson from Admiral Boorda.
Sue the Canada Free Press! Boo-hoo!! Make them stop!!!
Go to Canada eh, Kerry!!!!!!!!!
I'LL PAY HIS WAY!
Once he renounce's his USA Citizenship, ADIOS M. F.
Only about a quarter of Canadians qualify as "French-Canadians." Most of the English-speaking parts of the country resemble the Midwest or the Great Plains, demographically speaking.
Not a real Canadian...but a French Canadian...oui oui
Guilty by association.
That's a two way street.
They are being made by a fellow FReeper disabled vet who has a bone to pick with Kerry, like we all do!
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I like this writer. His thoughts about Kerry hit the nail right on the tete.
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