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KERRY SAYS HE MEETS LOTSA GLAD-HANDERS IN URINALS (better stay outta NJ Turnpike rest rooms)
8/25/04

Posted on 08/25/2004 6:57:38 AM PDT by Liz

John Kerry commented on his campaign to John Stewart, host of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."

"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said. "It's the most bizarre part of this entire thing."

Hey, John, a note of caution.

When you started your convention speech by saying you were "reporting for duty," the gay community may have got the wrong idea.

I'd be careful if I were you.

NJ Governor McGreevey just outed himself---says he's gay and proud of it, and he's dying for dates.

John, if you stop off at a New Jersey Turnpike rest room and a couple little short guys mumbling in Hebrew start (ahem) glad-handing you, it's probably Governor McGreevey and his pal Cipel, looking for a threesome.

Now that McGay's out and free as a jaybird, stay outta them New Jersey Turnpike rest rooms, John-boy.


TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dailyshow; kerry
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1 posted on 08/25/2004 6:57:39 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Ha, I read about that earlier and thought what a putz Kerry has to be to make that kind of comment.


2 posted on 08/25/2004 6:59:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase (John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
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To: Liz
OK, someone had to do it........


3 posted on 08/25/2004 7:00:35 AM PDT by tioga (Flush the johns in '04!)
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To: Liz

Yeah, right. Like Kerry would dare take the royal tinkle with the common rabble.


4 posted on 08/25/2004 7:02:25 AM PDT by Freemyland
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To: Liz

The clown is a pathological liar...
I wouldn't believe a word out of his benedict arnold mouth...

Semper Fi,
Kelly


5 posted on 08/25/2004 7:03:09 AM PDT by kellynla (U.S.M.C. 1/5 1st Mar Div. Nam 69&70 Semper Fi http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com)
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To: Liz
Now that McGay's out and free as a jaybird, stay outta them New Jersey Turnpike rest rooms, John-boy.

Better still, stay off the Jersey Turnpike--too many people driving up the off-ramps.

6 posted on 08/25/2004 7:04:15 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
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To: Liz

Kerry giving America another look into his 'complicated psyche'
Probably rehearsed that with Steward to appeal to the 'liberal' rest room cruising Kerry fans


7 posted on 08/25/2004 7:06:03 AM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: Freemyland
Like Kerry would dare take the royal tinkle with the common rabble.

He probably has to sit on the toilet to pee, anyway.

8 posted on 08/25/2004 7:09:07 AM PDT by Fredgoblu
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To: Liz

Somebody HAS to have a picture of Kerry shaking the "Hand" of a well-wisher in a urinal! (or vice versa) not explicit though, please.


9 posted on 08/25/2004 7:11:38 AM PDT by steplock
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To: Fredgoblu

He probably meets many of his queer backers that way.


10 posted on 08/25/2004 7:12:25 AM PDT by stumpy
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To: Fredgoblu
Are you saying Jean Francois Kerrie is a Sitzpinkler?
11 posted on 08/25/2004 7:12:37 AM PDT by RebelBanker ("Nuance" in the French word for "Gobbledegook.")
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To: tioga

I like that -- eye-catching, topical and vertually assured of non-removal by an angry Dem!


12 posted on 08/25/2004 7:12:40 AM PDT by Dionysius
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To: Liz

"KERRY SAYS HE MEETS LOTSA GLAD-HANDERS IN URINALS"

Big deal. So does George Michael. George Michael won't be president. That's two things they have in common.


13 posted on 08/25/2004 7:13:47 AM PDT by Uncle Vlad
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To: Liz

Nah. Too easy.


14 posted on 08/25/2004 7:14:40 AM PDT by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: Fredgoblu; All
I was one of those people who he met in a men's room, I'm a bit large to fit in a urinal.
Kerry: Didn't your father teach you after pissing to wash your hands?
Me: My father taught me not to piss on my hands.
15 posted on 08/25/2004 7:18:03 AM PDT by olde north church
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To: Liz

You have got to be kidding me. He's gladhandling voters in public restrooms?

Or is he just waiting for Edwards to arrive? Or George Michael?

Regards, Ivan


16 posted on 08/25/2004 7:19:38 AM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: Liz
Maybe Lurch is "cruising" for this guy:


17 posted on 08/25/2004 7:20:59 AM PDT by Lockbar (Worried about lead poisoning? Then stop eating the paint chips, Dummy!)
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To: MadIvan

"Gladhandling" would not be my first choice of words ... but it's accurate.

LOL!


18 posted on 08/25/2004 7:21:24 AM PDT by mgc1122
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To: Rebelbase

Sorry, I just flashed on this:

Man in bathroom : It's an honor, sir.
Matt Douglas (James Garner) : I can't shake right now. Have to keep my hands on the First Penis.

"My Fellow Americans" (1996)


19 posted on 08/25/2004 7:21:57 AM PDT by RebelBanker ("Nuance" is the French word for "Gobbledegook.")
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To: mgc1122
Um, oh, that wasn't quite what I meant...but never mind. :)

Regards, Ivan

20 posted on 08/25/2004 7:26:25 AM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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