Posted on 08/25/2004 6:57:38 AM PDT by Liz
John Kerry commented on his campaign to John Stewart, host of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."
"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said. "It's the most bizarre part of this entire thing."
Hey, John, a note of caution.
When you started your convention speech by saying you were "reporting for duty," the gay community may have got the wrong idea.
I'd be careful if I were you.
NJ Governor McGreevey just outed himself---says he's gay and proud of it, and he's dying for dates.
John, if you stop off at a New Jersey Turnpike rest room and a couple little short guys mumbling in Hebrew start (ahem) glad-handing you, it's probably Governor McGreevey and his pal Cipel, looking for a threesome.
Now that McGay's out and free as a jaybird, stay outta them New Jersey Turnpike rest rooms, John-boy.
Ha, I read about that earlier and thought what a putz Kerry has to be to make that kind of comment.
Yeah, right. Like Kerry would dare take the royal tinkle with the common rabble.
The clown is a pathological liar...
I wouldn't believe a word out of his benedict arnold mouth...
Semper Fi,
Kelly
Better still, stay off the Jersey Turnpike--too many people driving up the off-ramps.
Kerry giving America another look into his 'complicated psyche'
Probably rehearsed that with Steward to appeal to the 'liberal' rest room cruising Kerry fans
He probably has to sit on the toilet to pee, anyway.
Somebody HAS to have a picture of Kerry shaking the "Hand" of a well-wisher in a urinal! (or vice versa) not explicit though, please.
He probably meets many of his queer backers that way.
I like that -- eye-catching, topical and vertually assured of non-removal by an angry Dem!
"KERRY SAYS HE MEETS LOTSA GLAD-HANDERS IN URINALS"
Big deal. So does George Michael. George Michael won't be president. That's two things they have in common.
Nah. Too easy.
You have got to be kidding me. He's gladhandling voters in public restrooms?
Or is he just waiting for Edwards to arrive? Or George Michael?
Regards, Ivan
"Gladhandling" would not be my first choice of words ... but it's accurate.
LOL!
Sorry, I just flashed on this:
Man in bathroom : It's an honor, sir.
Matt Douglas (James Garner) : I can't shake right now. Have to keep my hands on the First Penis.
"My Fellow Americans" (1996)
Regards, Ivan
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