[olde north church]

I was one of those people who he met in a men's room, I'm a bit large to fit in a urinal.
Kerry: Didn't your father teach you after pissing to wash your hands?
Me: My father taught me not to piss on my hands.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

ROTFLMAO!! You beat me to it.

But even AlGore ought to wash his hands.

[Pappy Smear]

I was at a urinal once taking care of business, and Tom "Dung Heap" Harkin walked in and took the urinal next to me. I immediately zipped up.

He said, "Shy bladder, huh?"

I said, "No, everytime you Democrats see something big, privately owned, and well functioning, you want to tax and regulate it. I didn't want to give you any ideas."