[Pete98]

"The S.O., she has this parrot."

Isn't he risking a loss of readership by pretending to be straight?

[presidio9]

ping

[Constitution Day]

Because oh my God how easy is it, in the days of bogus Orange Alerts and government sneers and lies about war and lies about gays and lies about the environment and lies about what it means to be a caring American, to become jaded, to think that everyone is trying to ream you, to pull one over, to overcharge and give biased or tainted advice, to be, by default, selfish and self-serving and bitter. This, right now, if you read the news or watch any BushCo press conference, seems to be the American way.

Stream-of-insanity.
Plus, two uses of "BushCo" in the same article?

Get some new material, girl.

[Petronski]

Love the keywords. "SANDINHISVAGINA" LOL

[mountaineer]

This Man Touched My Parrot

Is that a euphemism for what goes on between Morford and his anonymous "partners" every night at SF's various gay bars? I have to admit I couldn't read the article to find out what s/he really meant by the phrase, as his columns tend to bring on uncontrollable waves of retching, and I just didn't feel like cleaning and sanitizing the keyboard.

[Loyalist]

Mark Morford must be pining for the fjords today.

[harrycarey]

[B Knotts]

The S.O., she has this parrot.

SHE?!?!?!!

Huh?

[B Knotts]

TAPINGHISPACKAGE

ROFL

See, that's why I've said before, I mainly click on these threads to read the keywords!

[Clemenza]

"He f--king snuffed it"

(Freeper Rule #508: One must always invoke Monty Python when the word "parrot" is mentioned).