Letter Circulating Around Florida...(Charley recovery a Bush evil plot)

Boortz.com (reprinted) ^

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

Power Companies Warning from Florida

It's been a week here in Florida since Hurricane Charley. My workplace got electric power back Wednesday by a crew from Georgia Power. My new job at a small business employer is getting tax relief, so I got paid for the days I couldn't work. No lost wages is pretty cool. My home power was restored a day later by a power company from somewhere while I was at work. Power companies from more than eight states have poured into hurricane ravaged Florida according to a local newspaper. I have seen power workers from Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, West Virginia, and Ohio.

I was giving everyone with these power crews I saw a big thumbs up. And praising them, until someone told me the awful truth. I didn't believe it at first. But the truth is right there to be seen by everyone, once you know where to look. Our state is being criss-crossed by these huge electric power trucks and telephone pole haulers. Look on the backs of these trucks. They all have Bush-Cheney bumper stickers on them. That's right. Our state is being invaded by President Bush Supporters, probably sent here by Halliburton. To get back the White House, we must hate President Bush, everything he does, everything he stands for, and everyone who supports him. These power company guys left their homes and wives to come here and spread lies. Their wives are now left in their home states to fend for themselves, so they don't care about women's rights. Don't go near these guys. Many have children left at home, so they are also anti-abortion. Spit on them. They probably make big money and pay little taxes. They are the future fat cats, evil conservatives, and religious nutballs.

According to the new Michael Moore documentary being financed by the DNC, they are running secret wires to tap into the electronic voting machines. They are also putting in communication lines, so the military absentee ballots will count this time. What a great spokesman he is to be representing our Party. Listen to the truth from the DNC. "We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for the Democrat Party".

We in Florida cannot be bought by low taxes.
J F Kramer

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

All liberals can be bought with low taxes. Get real.

These guys need their tin-foil hats as they watch for the black helicopters.

[Coop]

Their wives are now left in their home states to fend for themselves, so they don't care about women's rights.

So JF Kramer feels women are not strong enough nor smart enough to work on electrical power crews? :-P

[darkwing104]

Just another damn nutcase....

[FReepaholic]

The article is obviously tongue-in-cheek.

[wideawake]

This has to be a joke circulated by a clever conservative.

"They have children left at home, so they must be anti-abortion"?

It's funny, but no leftist would say this. They would say "anti-choice."

[CSM]

When I first read this on Neal's Nuze, I had the distinct feeling that it is a member of the Right masquerading as a leftist. What a great example to show the luniness involved in the left's claims, hate and lies! I find it hard to believe that anyone truly beleives as the "author" would beleive.

Then again I might just be naive!

[Coop]

They are also putting in communication lines, so the military absentee ballots will count this time.

Oopsie! Was that an admission?

[goldstategop]

Will liberals be bought by Halliburton? (laughing)

[Old Sarge]

You know, I'm not sure I can parse out the tone of the post.

In one breath, it looks like satire. Next, it's a vague bash.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Ah, I believe that it is sarcasm.

[Humal]

"According to the new Michael Moore documentary being financed by the DNC, they are running secret wires to tap into the electronic voting machines."

LOL! This whole letter is a joke, right??

[HawkeyeLonewolf]

Actually, I was leaning toward it was satire overall, but Boortz posted it as real...

But if you've ever read anything at DU, you know how stupid they can be :)

[Unicorn]

right

[Allegra]

Will liberals be bought by Halliburton? (laughing)

Halliburton? Didn't Dick Cheney have something to do with them once? (laughing along...)

[AgThorn]

lighten up you too ... this is a funny parody on the left's paranoia of Bush.

[Uncle Vlad]

Yeah, yeah, it's true, and do you know what else I heard? I was talking to a friend of mine, a guy who worked at NASA during the late Sixties? He was part of the group that helped fake the moon landing in '69. Anyway, he had lunch with Elvis last week. Elvis is now a CIA operative, and he's under deep, deep cover. He says that not only does George Bush have bin Laden already, and he's got bin Laden locked up in a basement under Camp David, but he's going to say they captured him about a month before the election. And you know what else? They've got Hitler in the same basement. They, like captured him. He's about 112 freakin' years old, and they caught him when he applied for a job at Wendie's, and they're trying to keep him alive until the election! Isn't that just like the Republicans?

[BlueLancer]

"These guys need their tin-foil hats as they watch for the black helicopters."

There goes one now!

[DustyMoment]

Mr. Kramer needs to be more circumspect with his sarcasm. There are people on FR who will think its true!

[Riley]

'JF Kramer'? JFK? 'John F'n Kerry'? A nom de plume?

These questions and more, right after these words from our sponsor...

[Coop]

lighten up you too ... this is a funny parody on the left's paranoia of Bush.

No!! Really?!?

Gosh, sorry I was so serious and everything. I'll try to find my whoopee cushion.