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A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY...MY book report!
Self ^ | 8-22-04 | Brad's Gramma

Posted on 08/22/2004 10:49:28 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma

Freepers, I just finished reading THE best book!! The title is "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry". The author is "Dougie", a boy who is in elementary school.

Dougie is SUCH a cute little guy and he's got his act together, politically. Dougie has been listening to his parents, I am SURE, and has maturity beyond his age. He's nailed Kerry, his lies, and his flat out stupidity in the way only a child can.

The pictures in the book? Well, let's say that I had a HARD TIME not jumping up and grabbing some crayons to color them in! TOO CUTE!

This is the type of book that is very effective in countering Kerry and his lies. The press and their lies. The DNC and theirs. It's inexpensive enough for all of us to buy some extra ones to put in our doctor's offices, work places, etc. Dougie told me in private mail that he'd LOVE to have someone do a book report on his book.

Hurry! The election's comin'!!! WE can laugh, the left can't. You'll laugh reading the honesty of the Kerry campaign that Dougie has put into words.

The book can be purchased Here!


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KEYWORDS: bookreview; cutekid; dougie; kerry
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1 posted on 08/22/2004 10:49:28 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma
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To: doug from upland; patriciaruth; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; onyx; ...

"John Kerry likes to have fun on his snowboard. I tried it once but kept falling on my butt and it hurt and I was cold. Even though John Kerry says he never falls I saw the story on FOX news. He fell."


2 posted on 08/22/2004 10:50:08 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)
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To: Jasper

A ping to my new friend.


3 posted on 08/22/2004 10:51:01 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)
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To: Brad's Gramma

Now did DFU put you up to this?


4 posted on 08/22/2004 10:58:22 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: Always Right
DFU??????

Who dat?

Some REALLY CUTE little kid came by today, trying to sell his books. DFU? Nope. Not him.


THIS cute kid! :-)

5 posted on 08/22/2004 11:00:44 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)
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To: Always Right

Dougie is waiting for the NY TIMES to do a book review but he has been told not to hold his breath. On the other hand, if they don't do it, he has threatened to hold his breath.


6 posted on 08/22/2004 11:04:34 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: Brad's Gramma

well it would be worth the sticker price.


7 posted on 08/22/2004 11:05:28 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: Always Right
Don't tell Gramps....I bought 5 of them.
8 posted on 08/22/2004 11:06:16 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)
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9 posted on 08/22/2004 11:06:34 PM PDT by Porterville (```I need representation against my union~~ They are extorting money~~~)
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To: Porterville

NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT right before bedtime!!!


10 posted on 08/22/2004 11:07:59 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)
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11 posted on 08/22/2004 11:12:32 PM PDT by Porterville (```I need representation against my union~~ They are extorting money~~~)
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To: doug from upland
Dougie is waiting for the NY TIMES to do a book review but he has been told not to hold his breath. On the other hand, if they don't do it, he has threatened to hold his breath.

Could you imagine the coverage if a little kid made a book about the evil george bush. 69 minutes, good morning Viet-com....the media coverage would rivial OJ.

12 posted on 08/22/2004 11:13:49 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: Brad's Gramma

Hey Granny:

You wouldn't believe this but the seller DougFromUpland is one of the oldest and most repected FREEPERS outside of JR himself.

And the seller of this book happens to call himself "DougFromUpland"!

Boy, go figure.

The odds of that happening are about the same as going fishing and having your wife and unborn child washup there a few months later....

Shows you never know what is going to happen....


13 posted on 08/22/2004 11:15:59 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton
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To: doug from upland

The illustration of Johnnie Kerry throwing like a baby girl is a hoot...


14 posted on 08/22/2004 11:22:05 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: piasa
Part of the text for that girly picture is: "There's a girl Olympic shotputter who throws the shotput over 60 feet. That is FARTHER than John Kerry throws a little ball."

Then at the bottom of the graphic is a little TV screen with a FOX News announcer -- This just in: DNC launches new attack ad against girl shotputter.

15 posted on 08/22/2004 11:36:54 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: Brad's Gramma
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16 posted on 08/22/2004 11:49:51 PM PDT by ppaul
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To: Brad's Gramma

Looked at the hypertext link . . .
the artwork in the book reminds me of the
old "Schoolhouse Rock" which ran during
commercial breaks on ABC during the 70's.

LOL!


17 posted on 08/23/2004 12:00:08 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (John Kerry earned his money the old-fashioned way. . . marrying a rich widow!)
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To: doug from upland
Dougie should ask for equal time...

Google News: Kathy Eder George book

Related thread:

Anti-Bush book targets kids: 'No, George! No' features colorful illustrations, 'Truth Fairy'

A new book written in a youthful format is being used by parents to teach their children the "truth" about President Bush, says the author.

"No, George! No: The Re-parenting of George W. Bush" uses the "Truth Fairy" to slam the president. Authored by Kathy Eder, who describes herself as "a social justice and morality teacher," the hardbound looks like a children's book with colorful illustrations.

[snip]

Eder previously created the "Operation Hidden Agenda" playing cards, aimed at countering the "Iraq's Most Wanted" playing cards that featured members of Saddam Hussein's regime.


18 posted on 08/23/2004 12:20:06 AM PDT by weegee (YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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To: Brad's Gramma

GR8 book report!

You get an A++


19 posted on 08/23/2004 12:24:37 AM PDT by b9 (Stuck in Bob Filner's district. Go Giorgino!)
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To: doug from upland

Very nice!


20 posted on 08/23/2004 12:45:31 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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