Posted on 08/22/2004 10:49:28 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma
Freepers, I just finished reading THE best book!! The title is "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry". The author is "Dougie", a boy who is in elementary school.
Dougie is SUCH a cute little guy and he's got his act together, politically. Dougie has been listening to his parents, I am SURE, and has maturity beyond his age. He's nailed Kerry, his lies, and his flat out stupidity in the way only a child can.
The pictures in the book? Well, let's say that I had a HARD TIME not jumping up and grabbing some crayons to color them in! TOO CUTE!
This is the type of book that is very effective in countering Kerry and his lies. The press and their lies. The DNC and theirs. It's inexpensive enough for all of us to buy some extra ones to put in our doctor's offices, work places, etc. Dougie told me in private mail that he'd LOVE to have someone do a book report on his book.
Hurry! The election's comin'!!! WE can laugh, the left can't. You'll laugh reading the honesty of the Kerry campaign that Dougie has put into words.
The book can be purchased Here!
Oh my. I guess I had better see how much 2-day shipping is for that important package. Are you going to be in his proximity?
I discovered that 5 books fit in a 2-3 day priority envelope from the Post Office. Dougie will be at the post office early and ship them out. You should have them on Friday. If not, Dougie has threatened to go back to the post office and go postal. He thinks he is going to do that with a squirt gun.
PingaDougieling
Terrific!LOL
Dougie Alert!
Have they sent book/s to Hannity and/or Rush?
Great idea!!! I don't know! Maybe when the poor kid gets up in the morning, he'll see this.
Years ago before Dougie was born, he sent lots of stuff to Rush, including 6 custom coffee mugs, each with a limerick attacking a certain RAT. Dougie never heard a thing from him.
Did I remember right? Are you getting to set onstage? Knowing mom's political leanings, they still trust you? :)
I'm thinking the novelty of this book having been written by a child might appeal to Rush. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
(Too bad about the coffee mugs though. You know, with something like that, there's always the possibility that the mugs never made it past the "call screeners.") ;)
Hi Doug...finally just checked my pings (have been pretty AWOL) Too cool that I'll have the books Friday. And nope I doubt I'll be on stage...not sure how this works with the tickets. Plan on getting there very very early though, books in tow :o)
For sure, Dougie will send one to Hannity.
Maybe to the Lauras, too? (Ingrams and Schlessinger) ;)
A good idea. I actually wrote a song for Ingraham for her book SHUT UP AND SING and have never received any feedback.
Well, I wrote a message to the president on one of them so I hope you can get it in his hands. Just don't get arrested by making the Secret Service too nervous. :) Hey, service and nervous. Is there a limerick there?
I have a free book for a New York FReeper who can deliver a book to Hannity. And, next trip to New York, I promise to buy you a beer. Or a pitcher. But you can't drive home yourself.
My brother in Texas got his five books today. A guy at his country club has a Kerry sticker on his bag. So, the guy is going to get a Kerry book tomorrow in hopes of screwing up his golf game. Good strategy. It runs in the family.
Dougie's book is going to the office tomorrow!!!
Are there liberals there?
One liberal.
And a couple of A-political people. You know..."they're both the same". (Kerry & Bush)
Har!
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