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Kerry Flies D.C. Hairdresser to Oregon for Touch-up
Drudge Report ^ | August 17, 2004

Posted on 08/16/2004 8:45:44 PM PDT by RWR8189


KERRY FLIES D.C. HAIRDRESSER TO OREGON FOR TOUCH-UP
Mon Aug 16 2004 22:37:16 ET

SUPERCUTS: Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry flew his Washington, DC hairdresser to Portland, OR last week for a touch-up.

CRISTOPHE stylist Isabelle Goetz, who handles Kerry's hair issues, made the trek to the West Coast, the NY DAILY NEWS will report on Tuesday.

Last spring, DRUDGE detailed how Kerry flew Goetz to Pittsburgh for a trim...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Oregon
KEYWORDS: cristophe; goetz; haircuts; kerry
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1 posted on 08/16/2004 8:45:46 PM PDT by RWR8189
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To: RWR8189

The hair is the most important thing


2 posted on 08/16/2004 8:48:57 PM PDT by woofie ( It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.)
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To: woofie

It's nothing that a bunny suit hat can't cure...


3 posted on 08/16/2004 8:51:43 PM PDT by Zeppo
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To: RWR8189

Kerry has little Cambodians hidden in his hair. They need to be taken care of.


4 posted on 08/16/2004 8:52:29 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Strategery - "W" plays poker with one hand and chess with the other.)
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To: RWR8189

typical


5 posted on 08/16/2004 8:54:04 PM PDT by GeronL (Viking Kitties have won the GOLD MEDAL in the 2,000 meter ZOTTING)
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To: RWR8189

Sweetie, he doesn't need a touch up...he needs a weed-eater. There's a colony of rats running and doing nasty things in that "bush".


6 posted on 08/16/2004 8:57:05 PM PDT by LakeLady (Join Kerry - Hide behind the truth so you don't have to tell it.)
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To: RWR8189

Kerry XIV......The Sun Kink

7 posted on 08/16/2004 9:00:36 PM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: RWR8189

GWB should pop in to the corner barber shop for a trim during a campaign stop. I think JFNK would not have the courage to follow suit, bronze star or no. His locks are too important to him.


8 posted on 08/16/2004 9:03:32 PM PDT by M1911A1
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"GWB should pop in to the corner barber shop for a trim during a campaign stop. "

Can you imagine the howling of the Secret Service??? A stranger with scissors and razor working on the Leader of the Free World. I think not!!


9 posted on 08/16/2004 9:06:57 PM PDT by ClarenceThomasfan ( We want a Bush landslide in November!!!)
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To: RWR8189

Life's great when you're a billionaire. Only little people go to a barber shop.


10 posted on 08/16/2004 9:10:25 PM PDT by MarkM
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But this can't be. Kerry is a man of the people. Only rich racist Republicans can afford $1,000,000 haircuts.

BTW, did you know that he served in Vietnam?

11 posted on 08/16/2004 9:11:21 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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Demwit party has lots of money.Now donate more.


12 posted on 08/16/2004 9:13:44 PM PDT by jocko12
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To: RWR8189

Shades of Clinton! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.


13 posted on 08/16/2004 9:14:54 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: M1911A1

Senator(and I use that term lightly) Kerry flies his hairdresser to the west coast for a trim and the "heroic" Kerry can't show up for 2/3 of this year's Senate vote? What a self-absorbed assh@le.


14 posted on 08/16/2004 9:15:32 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (witty little tagline diversion - under construction)
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To: Liberty Valance

bingo.


15 posted on 08/16/2004 9:17:07 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right! ("I'm John Kerry, and I approved this lie.")
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To: RWR8189

Aw heck, the plumbers and carpenters can do it too, I mean, how much does it cost to fly in your own barber, $250?


16 posted on 08/16/2004 9:19:08 PM PDT by KellyAdmirer
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To: RWR8189
Barbers do botox?
17 posted on 08/16/2004 9:19:27 PM PDT by ILS21R
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This really gets into my craw. Here we had one President Doofus, in Air Force One, who shut down a runway at LAX for a haircut.

Now we have a Pretender to the Throne, who is so out of touch with mainstream reality that he pulls off a caper like this.

God, please save us from ourselves. To think that such an abomination could be a contender to the presidency sends chills through my aging spine.

But, I wasn't in Cambodia that Christmas, so what do I know.


18 posted on 08/16/2004 9:24:03 PM PDT by dk/coro
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This must be his plan to create more jobs. A haircut just employs one hairdresser, but flying one in employs pilots, flight attendants, security screeners, etc. It's trickle down economics at work! We've been outflanked!
19 posted on 08/16/2004 9:25:20 PM PDT by farfromhome (Free Tibet. And Taiwan. One country two systems? No thanks, John.)
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To: RWR8189
LOL.

Reminds me of Klinton on the tarmac getting his $200 haircut.

Well, you know what they say: Kerry means FINE DINING...

20 posted on 08/16/2004 9:28:04 PM PDT by Nachum (Kerry spells "Fine Dining")
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