Posted on 08/13/2004 1:51:15 PM PDT by northoftrenton
What a rant, northoftrenton.3. Freerepublic.com unconditionally supports George Bush in spite the fact that he is pro Muslim, worships at mosques and Shinto Shrines, is a socialist .....
He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.
Mr. Admin, can't you redact most of this zot so we don't have to read it all before we get to the fun part of ZOTTAGE!
Possibly.
That, and there was another 'religious' troll screaming that religious pluralism should be outlawed.
He got banne,of course, so I'm guessing they're the same person considering the tone.
Huh?! I tried reading this, it leads nowhere, doesnt make sense, seems as if words were typed randomly.
Lanny Davis, is that you?
Zot theme
(Indian drums throughout)
(Indian war whoops)
(That famous day in history the trolls of the DU Cavalry went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
Why am I postin' here??
Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go
Hey, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "A Cat!"
And there I stood with El Gato on my back.
Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, Ho!!)--aaww
SPOKEN: Look at them posts out there
They move
And there's a Mod behind every one!
Hey, Mr. Mod sir -you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!! (sound of thunder)
Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!
(They were sure of victory, the trolls of the DU Cavalry, as they post on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
Why am I postin' here??
Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go
Listen, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go
There's a Mod a-waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up Zotted and bald
Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, HO!!)--aaww
SPOKEN: I wonder what the Mod word for friend is
Let's see--friend-- kemo sabe, that's it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE! (sound of static sparking)
Nope, that itn't it
Look at them durned Mods
Theyre runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'
(sound of 60 cycle humming)
(sound of thunder)
You are now subject to the Star Fist of Removal...
He ain't weird, he is a Joo Hating, Go Pat Go fan!
"7. They oppose Pat Buchanan who is our only hope against the terrorists."
I see that al Kerry is still trying to get to Scambodia. However, due to his ship handling skills, he landed in Cuber, instead of Scambodia.
"Presidential candidate Senator John Kerry neglected to check local weather reports before going kite sailing in crucial swing state Florida this afternoon. The unfortunate
Senator was eventually found, clinging to life, on a Cuban beach. He was immediately elected Successor to Castro, capturing 98.6% of the island nation’s vote.
Got 'em!
"Either that was Orange11, a psuedo-christian troll who always tells everyone else that they're going to hell, or it was Jesterbr549, another psuedochristian who relies on pagan astrology to predict and interpret 'end times events'. Or they're the same person.."
Hmm--whenever Orange11 disappears, Jesterbr549 appears. . .
Zot!
LOL!
I think this guy has been banned at least 3 times.
You are not now, nor ever were a Child of God.
He's head of the Church of the *Sub*-Subgenius.
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