Posted on 08/09/2004 3:44:05 PM PDT by Nachum
Senator Kerry, as your tour over "Flyover Country" continues, it must be really hard on your stomachs. You and the missus are used to the finest cuisine and now have to look like you are eating like the locals. All the little people are so impressed! I know you must have been embarassed by the revelation that you ate on the bus at stop and threw the local food in the garbage. We all saw that you really didn't eat at Wendy's. I mean, everyone thought you were eating at Wendy's, but then you had some take out at a more "substantial" place for some decent food. I know that a wealthy "Uber" class person such as yourself wants to really eat the way you are used to. So, as a service to your campaign, I am doing a little research on your next pitstop on the way to the White House.
After extensive research, it seems that the best restaurant at your next stop in Jefferson City seems to be a place called Madison's Café. It has a 3 star review it should make for a decent meal after pretending to eat at some dumpy Missouri ham 'n egger. Look, you have to take a bite at Wendy's or at Philly cheese steak stand, but then you have to really eat.
Here is the address:
EL TOVAR DINING ROOM
El Tovar Hotel, West Rim Dr.
Grand Canyon Village, AZ, USA
Phone: 928/638-2631
Your palates shouldn't suffer while you are out on the stump to gain the office you so richly deserve. -And if it costs a little more so what, the campaign is paying for it anyway.
Just trying to help.
Correction: In Grand Canyon Village, CO
Did you know Kerry was in Cambodia before he wasn't?
What a putz!
I guess they can't tell a hamburger from a filet mignon! (laughing)
The Grand Canyon is in Arizona...hope Kerry doesn't give life to life to the local squirrels (there are a lot of them on the South Rim mooching from the tourists)
Thank you for the correction!
That would be: In Grand Canyon Village, AZ
Thank you again.
I wasn't aware that the Grand Canyon had moved to Colo!
Kerry is now it seems a proverbial "Jack in the Box" for as long as he refuses to release his military records.
I am so deeply disturbed and saddened at this.
No problem, it is a beautiful place, but probably below the Kerrys' standard of living.
I was telling someone else we should feed Kerry a plate of calamares. He might thing they're fried foreskins. And have a bunch of Spanish-speaking people standing around:)
Are you serious Clark?
Well if he comes to Bama, he can eat at Fat Momma's Burger Paradise. Home of the armpit-pressed patty.
Did anyone get a picture of him riding on the donkey into the canyon? Carl Cameron said on Fox this morning he was going to do that... one could only hope it would dump him like it did Bill O'Reilly!
Of course not. I could care less where he and the missus dine if they weren't such hypocrites. By that I mean this show of being one of the regular folks and then doing another thing altogether when no one's around. As the old saying has it, character's established when no one's looking.
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