Posted on 08/09/2004 2:58:35 AM PDT by dandelion
RIGHT NOW, we need to go to our Deep Space Signal Signallers, get on our electric knees and bleep the following message into the frozen reaches of the universe:
"Oh great Superior Green Alien Heads, please forgive us for not recognizing your Emissary when he was sent among us to govern. With God as our witness, we did not know that the being know only to us as "Richard M. Nixon" was sent by you - forgive, and do not fire your Infinite Rays of Doom...!"
Yes. The truth has at last been revealed - the man we called "Richard M. Nixon" was, in actuality, an advanced alien being from another planet, able to beam through the temporal/spatial plane. How else to explain the idea put forth by John Kerry - that Nixon sent him to Cambodia a full 26 days before he actually took office? I mean, only an alien - or Cthulhu - would be able to travel freely through time and space. No human being, not even Mr. T in his van, could do such a fantastic feat.
Surely, there will be those who claim that Kerry is lying. But that's just stupid.
Why on earth would Kerry lie about this? I mean, he's been saying this for years - that he was ORDERED by Nixon to travel to Cambodia. Almost a FULL MONTH before he took office! Who but a pathologically lying fool would tell such a story? It HAS to be something more logical - like aliens. John Kerry can't be lying, he can't possibly be that stupid. The people who are saying John Kerry is lying just aren't smart like Kerry, or like all the other Democrats. Haven't these people read National Enquirer? What the in freezing molecular hellitrons will it take to CONVINCE these foolish earthlings!?!?
I mean, SURELY Kerry wouldn't lie about that, then make a mistake so glaring, so obvious. That would just be stupid, wouldn't it now? Surely, there has to be another explanation...
the only other explanation...
Tricky Dick was "Q".
Lie you say? Guess you just don't understand nuance. Every icky thing that ever happens to good, worthy, heroic, caring, wonderful people is done by an evil Republican. Nixon triggered the mind control device in Johnson & that's why Kerry had to spend his Christmas on the wrong side of the border, honest. Sheesh, you didn't think Hillary made up the vast right wing conspiracy cabal, did you?
Beamed through the "temporal/spatial plane"?
No! No! NO!
No chance this happened. Clearly this is just a mere manipulation of the space/time continuam.
Quite easily done, for those of us in the know..
Kerry has many of these nuance's. John "The Bunny" Kerry also states that Vietnam was Nixon's war! Leaving out the fact that his Hero the real JFK started sendig the troops in and that Johnson up the troop levels to 500,000.
Oh, by the way Kerry was in vietnam and Cambodia did you know that?
Regards, Ivan
PING!
Art Bell should be alerted.
John Kerry - March 27, 1986 Senate Speech (Christmas in Cambodia)
I remember a politician who ran for President in 1968 with the secret plan for peace, and he was elected. ... At the time that [Nixon] ran there were only 22,000 or so names eligible to be on the wall down there at the Mall. When he finished, there were 58,000.
Kerry was in Nam? I heard he brokered the return of some of the bodies of some of our MIA's there & closed the book on the reports of living MIA sightings, cuz none of them actually went missing there anywayz. You know how government red tape is. It was nuttin but a screw up on their paperwork. I'm wondering how the Republicans are keeping Dorgan under wraps these days.
Good try, but check your history it was the real JFK and Johnson that increased the deployments to Vietnam. And I might ad they were correct in doing so as history has proved.
And Nixon removed us from Vietnam. And I guess we will never know "why" such a risk was taken to do "Watergate".
Hmmm. Kerry = Great Old One?
But whenever I see Kerry, I am reminded of Herbert West, Reanimator...
Regards, Ivan
I've checked & rechecked the history. Seriesly, Truman... While Korea got hot, Vietnam began warming up. By some, it was seen as a struggle against colonialism. Others prefered colonialism to communism.
1945 - Lt. Col. A. Peter Dewey, head of American OSS mission, was killed by Vietminh troops while driving a jeep to the airport. Reports later indicated that his death was due to a case of mistaken identity -- he had been mistaken for a Frenchman.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/vietnam/time/tl1-noframes.html
After France surrendered Eisenhower sent people to train troups & to maintain the hardware we were sending. He didn't feel he could send any fighting forces, cuz of public opinion about our entanglement in Korea.
12 Feb 55 - President Eisenhower's administration sends the first U.S. advisers to South Vietnam to train the South Vietnamese Army.
8 July 59 - Two Americans are killed and one wounded during a Viet Minh attack 20 miles north of Saigon.
http://www.landscaper.net/timelin.htm
Kennedy sent the first fighting forces when he sent a small number of special forces guys.
Johnson "Americanized" the war.
w00t!! I did NOT know it was YOU!!!
This is like karma...
w00t!! I did NOT know it was YOU!!!
This is like karma...
I was in Cambodia in 1969 BEFORE it was 1968!
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