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Caption the Kerrys

Posted on 08/07/2004 8:33:49 PM PDT by jwalburg



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; kerry; kerrys
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I'll save you from pesky reporters, my dear, just as I saved the guy who fell off my boat when I pulled out too fast.
1 posted on 08/07/2004 8:33:53 PM PDT by jwalburg
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To: jwalburg

Words fail me. What a dork.


2 posted on 08/07/2004 8:34:53 PM PDT by lawgirl (is RNC bound! W here I come!)
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To: jwalburg
I'm a little teapot short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is my spout,
When I get all steamed up hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out.
3 posted on 08/07/2004 8:36:34 PM PDT by Hildy (John Edwards is to Dick Cheney what Potsie was to the Fonz.)
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To: jwalburg
"And when France promised me they'd keep Bush in a box I said HOT DOG!"
4 posted on 08/07/2004 8:36:37 PM PDT by Steven W.
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"Hey guys, I've got her in handcuffs.......now does anybody have a gag for her big mouth?"


5 posted on 08/07/2004 8:36:51 PM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: jwalburg

Give me an O.
Give me an S.
Give me an A-M-A.

OooooooooSAMA.

Yeaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!


6 posted on 08/07/2004 8:38:02 PM PDT by Engraved-on-His-hands
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With all their millions there is still no class.
Goes to show you can't polish a turd!
7 posted on 08/07/2004 8:40:19 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (CPR for hampsters, nothing for the Unborn!)
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To: jwalburg

Walk like an Egyptian.


8 posted on 08/07/2004 8:40:21 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: jwalburg

Heeeyyyyy, Macarena!!!!


9 posted on 08/07/2004 8:45:10 PM PDT by soozla (BUSH CHENEY 2004)
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To: jwalburg

See, this is how the French march with the surrender flag.


10 posted on 08/07/2004 8:45:48 PM PDT by Artem55
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To: jwalburg
Hasbro Toys announces "Wind Up Elitist" no batteries needed.

Guaranteed hours of amusement. Battery operated models programed to insult the "little people" when questioned.

11 posted on 08/07/2004 8:45:48 PM PDT by armymarinemom (Ultimate Flip Flop->I support the Troops but not their mission)
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To: jwalburg

El Dorko is trying to win a few more minority votes by demonstrating the moon walk.


12 posted on 08/07/2004 8:53:47 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Kerry/Edwards. A pig in a dress is still a pig.)
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What are those things on her feet? Flotation devices?


13 posted on 08/07/2004 8:53:50 PM PDT by Flora McDonald (Stand the Storm!)
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Looks like Kerry's dresser gave him a change of clothes today. His khaki pants and blue shirt must be out overnight for delousing. Either that or they are trying to get out those pesky stains from when his Depends blew a leak during a major flip flop.


14 posted on 08/07/2004 8:54:04 PM PDT by foolscap
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Minister of Funny Walks


15 posted on 08/07/2004 8:55:11 PM PDT by Piranha
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To: lawgirl

Words fail me too, but has anyone ever seen PeeWee Herman dance?


16 posted on 08/07/2004 8:55:52 PM PDT by Natural Law
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Kerry: "Gimme a K! Gimme and E! Gimme an R! Gimme an R!! Gimme a Y!"



TeRAYza: "Gimme an H! Gimme an E! Gimme and I!..."


17 posted on 08/07/2004 8:56:22 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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Someone in crowd: Mama T., what did you tell him?

THK: If he wins the election, I'll have them enlarged this much.


18 posted on 08/07/2004 8:56:34 PM PDT by kddid (Find good in bad.)
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To: Hildy

That's a winner.


19 posted on 08/07/2004 8:57:24 PM PDT by MamaB (mom to an angel)
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Nice to see Senator Kerry letting the cleaning lady participate.


20 posted on 08/07/2004 8:57:27 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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