Posted on 08/05/2004 3:11:32 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
John Kerry speaks Thursday to the Unity 2004 conference of minority journalists in Washington.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said Thursday he would have handled news of the al Qaeda attacks on New York and the Pentagon differently than President Bush did. "I would have excused myself from the classroom quickly," said Kerry.
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The more and more I hear from the Democrats..the more I am convinced that they care about nobody but themselves.
Monday morning quarterback...
Cheap shot, as expected, from kerry. He would have waged a "sensitive" war.....probably dropping flowers on those who would kill us all.
He's a little man who will get little votes.
Translation: When Kerry heard the news he would have quickly moved to Canada promptly after wetting his pants.
Kerry deserves less than a vote..he deserves an anti-vote.
I can see why he'd need to do this.
I hear it's real uncomfortable sitting on a chair with $h!+ in your pants.
A problem that a real man like GWB was not suffering from when he was informed of the attacks.
Kerry's probably used to Sh!tting in his pants by now though.
BTTT!!!!
I would have excused myself from the classroom quickly. -Senator John Kerry
OMG if only President Bush would have excused himself from the classroom quickly, we could all just be having a good ol' laugh now about that silly old 9/11. Kerry is now officially a moron.
He would have had to raise two fingers for the teacher because certainly he would have soiled his pants.
Kerry's always been a moron to me!
What would John Kerry have done had he been Pres. on 9-11-01? First, he would have peed his pants. Then he would have called his attorney to make sure he couldn't be held responsible. Then he would have delegated the investigation of the attack to the NYC district attorney's office as a law enforcement issue. Finally, he would have hid under a blanket.
"I would have..." could become a theme for Skerry:
"I would have been in a first class seat on that plane from Logan and subdued... with sensitivity... the terrorists and flown the plane savely to Newark."
"I would have gone to Baghdad with Jim McDermott, Sean Penn AND Ben Affleck to ensure Saddam would cooperate with Mr. Blix."
"I would have increased intelligence funding after having previously voted to decrease it."
What a maroon.
Thats what you get when you let Michael Moore write your speeches.
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