Posted on 08/04/2004 9:14:15 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Isnt she great? said candidate Kerry in Milwaukee, following the four more years of hell remark of his wife Teresa. Lawyer Kerry surely knows that, technically speaking, he is asking a question, not necessarily paying a compliment. And by the way, how great was Teresa Heinz Kerry last night? said running mate Edwards to the Democratic National Convention. Another lawyer asking another question, masquerading as a compliment.
Teresa Heinz, as she still formally calls herself, (Teresa Heinz Kerry is her self-described political name) has emerged as a problem for the Kerry-Edwards campaign. Her husband, who advertises his diplomatic skills as a principal selling point, may have a point. Handling his wifes tendency to run her mouth faster than her brain might well make taming Jacques Chirac seem like childs play.
By now, it is clear that the widow Heinz has issues. Her speech at the convention made clear that she feels her opinions are the Rodney Dangerfield of political thought:
"My right to speak my mind, to have a voice, to be what some have called "opinionated," is a right I deeply and profoundly cherish. My only hope is that, one day soon, women- who have all earned the right to their opinions-instead of being labeled opinionated, will be called smart or well-informed, just as men are."
So exactly who is it that does pay adequate obeisance to the depths of her profundity?
Certainly not the recipients of the largesse of her foundation! The scholars, bureaucrats, and activists whose livelihood depends on the charity of the wealthy of necessity learn the arts of flattery, most especially the feigning of an appreciation for the insightfulness of their patrons.
Certainly not the Democrat activists, whose applause fuels her perception that she has a lot to say. Few chemical substances are as intoxicating as the lusty cheers of a large crowd. And Teresa shows every sign of addiction. The campaign schedule is her pusher, supplying large doses at increasing frequency.
To be sure, those mean Republicans, and the right wing press are at times less than overwhelmed with her depth. And, as her shove it! remark to an editorialist shows, these comments rankle. It is not enough for Teresa to receive approval. The fact that she broke away from her handlers to return to her journalistic antagonist reveals the depth of her anger toward those who deign to criticize.
She apparently needs not mere approval, but also an absence of criticism, in order to feel good about herself.
Which raises the possibility that there is another source of resentment, one much closer to home. Who among us, even recidivist professional spouses of wealthy heiresses, can supply pure approval, unalloyed by the slightest hint of criticism, within the marital relationship?
Body language often speaks volumes about the inner state of a person. And Teresa manifests some very interesting body language with her spousal interactions. During her husbands speeches, she frequently looks bored and distracted. And when he reaches out to her in an affectionate manner, she is often as not seen to stiffen, resist, or reject his advances. If you dont believe me, watch their appearances yourself, as the campaign unfolds. Or take a look at this or this photo of the boat ride which preceded her years of hell ejaculation.
Assume for a moment that Teresa is as full of resentment as she appears. What can the campaign do about it?
Not much, it appears. Teresa has them right where she wants them.
Any hint of discord from her would seriously damage the campaign. Cajoling resentful billionaires into changing their ways is not an easy task. They are used to getting their way, after all, and used to the approval of those who serve them. And, when you are a billionaire, nearly everybody your run into does serve you. It is habit-forming.
Teresa also clearly enjoys crowds, and believes that her native intelligence and distinctive life experience endow her with many insights to share. And the daily flow of campaign events supplies her with rewarding opportunities to broaden her horizons, as well, such as discovering the hitherto unknown culinary delights of the dish known as chili.
So, how does one solve a problem like Teresa?
The answer, I am afraid, is that one hones the diplomatic skills of accommodation, flattery, manipulation, and operating from a position of overt strength, disguising the underlying reality of dependence.
These are exceedingly valuable skills, however. Do not scoff at them. They actually prepare a candidate well for a position of top political leadership.
But not leadership of the United States. France is more like it.
Should John F. Kerrys quest for the White House prove elusive, there is always the Elysee Palace to shoot for. After all, he is partially of French stock, has a first cousin living in France, and seems to be quite popular there. And the French are quite accepting of the notion that ones wife need not define or limit the life of a political leader.
Ms. Heinz-Kerry, while wealthy as hell, pales in comparison to the proper Mrs. Bush.
Laura Bush is the classic first lady.
Thank you for showing MaMa T Rex in her personnaly designed military outfit from her buddy Fidel Castro.
If elected she will have a hot line for homosexuals to call in: 1-800=MAMA TREX.
You are always so funny Grampa!
He's the oldest son and he's a IV and has a child. That's all I know.
Thanks.
The lunatic libs like MaMa TRex and her Dorky Franchurian Candidate make it so easy for us.
For decades their mediot buddies have spike the stories and pictures of their insanity. Now, we have the internet whenever their insanity is exposed, and we respond in minutes.
Humor will weaken and destroy the elite Lunatic Libs.
"Ms. Heinz-Kerry, while wealthy as hell, pales in comparison to the proper Mrs. Bush."
"Laura Bush is the classic first lady."
Amen!
.....reject his advances.....
After Tippers misadventure, not an unreasonable action.
The eldest son, estranged from 'her'.
It looked like two 8 year old cousins who do not like eachother being forced to hug eachother a family gathering by their parents.
The video is incredible if someone can get their mits on it and post it.
bump
Try not making any stupid comments for one week and then get back to us.
She's doing it of course for Hillary.
Hillary was given the Evita title in 1993 on the old boards that are now Free Republic.
It's a great day for Hillary, the Evita stain is gone.
politics is the wrong business for Momma T
She obviously needs to get out of that environment and stop hanging out with that crowd. It is doing her no good. You can send her up here to recuperate.
If he can't control his wife, how can he control the French?
ROTFL! Fabulous post! (#2) That needs to be made into a huge poster ASAP. ;-D
Excellent too!!
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