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Kerry Sticks Finger In Marine's Chest -- NOT!
Here's the Proof
Mullings ^
| August 3. 2004
Posted on 08/03/2004 5:29:37 PM PDT by bimboeruption
The question is: "Is Kerry sticking his bony, well-manicured, girly, index finger in the chest of the Marine pictured here?"
The answer is "No."
After optimizing the pic with Photoshop and Image Optimizer, what looks like Kerry's finger is actually the top piece of a wooden frame that holds a mirror and is attached to the window.
There is another mirror just like it behind the Marine, to the right of his elbow.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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To: Petronski
Horizontal object too cylindrical, without distinguishable tip to be a 100% real finger (just my opinion from the photo). I believe his finger is out and extended, but increased artificially in length.
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posted on
08/03/2004 6:32:43 PM PDT
by
we_will_prevail
(Tagline currently on sabbatical withuot spellcheck.)
To: Sir Gawain
It's not his finger? What is it?
182
posted on
08/03/2004 6:33:02 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Edwards threatening al Qaida is like Pee Wee Herman threatening Luca Brazzi.)
To: we_will_prevail
Horizontal object too cylindrical, without distinguishable tip to be a 100% real finger (just my opinion from the photo). I believe his finger is out and extended, but increased artificially in length.Yeah his finger is out and bent slightly (not clenched like I originally thought).
To: Sir Gawain
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Thanks for the laughs man.
You are either the greatest delusionist in the world, or you are dumber than a box of rocks.
IT IS HIS FINGER. THERE IS NO FRAME. IF THERE WAS A FRAME, WHERE DOES IT GO? IT JUSTS STOPS IN MID AIR? DON'T FRAMES USUALLY HAVE FOUR SIDES? WHERE IS THE LEFT SIDE?
To: Petronski
It could be his finger. It just a) looks too long and b) has discoloration near the hand that ends before the finger does. I'm still saying inconclusive.
Pointless debate anyway.
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To: Sir Gawain
It's not a finger. Kerry's index finger is bent backward. You can clearly see his fingernail.So we can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that Kerry was only placing his fist in the vicinity of the marine.
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posted on
08/03/2004 6:36:46 PM PDT
by
syriacus
(Daschle on National Missile Defense debate -- "THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE." June 8, 2001)
To: Sir Gawain
Please show me his fingernail. I don't see it.
To: hole_n_one
If ever there was a story that belonged in EXTENDED news...
(BTW, is he pining for the fjords?)
To: Sir Gawain
Sigh. Don't worry about it. You're right. Kerry has a 9 inch finger. :-/That is probably the only thing that he has that is 9 inches long.
To: Petronski
This would all be so much easier if Kerry had a wedding ring worth his worth.
I count one thumb up in the air, one index finger pointing, and three folded fingers. What looks like a fourth (pinky) finger is actually the palm of his hand below his folded pinky finger.
-PJ
To: Michael Barnes
TerAYsa bit off his index finger a few nights ago when he was changing positions.
192
posted on
08/03/2004 6:38:34 PM PDT
by
hershey
To: hole_n_one
The above image is not John Kerry. The arrow is pointing at a large chunk of driftwood that just happens to resemble him.
193
posted on
08/03/2004 6:38:39 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
To: Double Tap
You are either the greatest delusionist in the world, or you are dumber than a box of rocks.Yeah you're so smart you just make up words such as delusionist. Impressive. Make up another word for me. Oh wait, here's one. You're a Freeptard.
To: syriacus
So, when his boss told him to use the picture, the Kerryite decided to use Photoshop to elongate the finger in the picture. I laughed when I read this. Actually, I laughed at all the time I wasted on this thread.
But you know, I think you're right. The angle is wrong for something hanging and that one shot above looks like someone PShopped a rectangle over the finger.
195
posted on
08/03/2004 6:39:41 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Designate - Infiltrate - Annihilate // Read my lips: More new taxes - John Kerry)
To: Sloth
No,no,no,no.
The arrow is pointed at a picture frame. What the hell is wrong with you?
To: Bluntpoint
To: armymarinemom
198
posted on
08/03/2004 6:40:45 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("A republic, if we can revive it")
To: bimboeruption
As an expert on PhotoShop,I see no altering of photo!
199
posted on
08/03/2004 6:41:13 PM PDT
by
Boazo
(LOSE THE TAG LINE)
To: Double Tap
It's framed driftwood. you know how those hippies revere nature.
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posted on
08/03/2004 6:41:19 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
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