Fine Dubuque Dining for the Kerry's

self ^ | August 1, 04 | self

[Nachum]

Hey Senator Kerry. I know you must have been embarassed by the revelation that you ate on the bus at your last stop. We saw that you really didn't eat at Wendy's. I mean, everyone thought you were eating at Wendy's, but then you had some take out at some fancy place uptown so you and missus wouldn't have to eat all that "flyover country" garbage that the little people call food. I know that a wealthy "Uber" class person such as yourself wants to really eat the way you are used to. So, as a service to your campaign, I am doing a little research on your next pitstop on the way to the White House.

After a little research, it seems that the best restaurant in Dubuque seems to be a place called Mario's Italian Restaurant. It is a three and a half star restaurant and it should make for a decent meal after pretending to eat at some grubby Dubuque diner. Look, you have to take a bite at Wendy's or at Philly cheese steak stand, but then you have to really eat

Here is the address:

Mario's Italian Restaurant

1298 Main Street
Dubuque, Iowa 52001-4729
ph: 319.556.9424

Your palate shouldn't suffer while you are out on the stump to gain the office you so richly deserve. -And if it costs a little more, hey so what, the campaign is paying for it anyway.

Just trying to help.

[Nachum]

And, if there are any Iowa FReepers that can offer some advice to Mr. Kerry, I am sure he would be ever so grateful.

[steplock]

He does NOT tip!

[KingsKindred]

On the Drudge show tonight, he said after the Wendy's photo-op that they dined elsewhere. He said Teresa threw the chili in the garbage. I don't know if he was kidding or not.

[Iowa Granny]

And, if there are any Iowa FReepers that can offer some advice to Mr. Kerry, I am sure he would be ever so grateful.

Well there's always Sam'n'Ella's (say it quicky) down by the Rendering Plant.

[prophetic]

Your palate shouldn't suffer while you are out on the stump to gain the office you so richly deserve. -And if it costs a little more, hey so what, the campaign is paying for it anyway.

It should be corrected to read as:
the campaign poor deceived idiots & sheeple who actually believe this flip-flopper, is paying for it anyway

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Oh LOOK John! They're eating BEANS! How dreadful!

[hoosiermama]

They did pick up meals at a diner for the rest of the group ...Only nineteen got the 5-star gourmet meal.....Trying to demonstrate Edwards TWO Americas apparently.

[shempy]

My advice to Kerry is to stay the hell away from Mario's! It is my favorite place to eat. I know Mario is a democrat, but I don't want that fact rubbed in my face.

And really, Mario's is not fancy-shmancy. $30 to $35 a person max, including drinks and dessert.

[Smartass]

[no dems]

My advice to Kerry is to stay the hell away from Mario's! It is my favorite place to eat. I know Mario is a democrat, but I don't want that fact rubbed in my face. I know that I'm a little radical but why do you eat there? I don't support Arab owned businesses or businesses owned by strong Dim-o-rat supporters. God only knows where your money is going; to support terrorists or the baby-killing, gay marriage lovin', socialist, anti-God, anti-American Democratic Party. Tell Mario, for me, to take his pasta and "shove it".

[sockmonkey]

Well there's always Sam'n'Ella's (say it quicky) down by the Rendering Plant.

I'm still laughing at that one. Good One.

[oolatec]

They should go to Happy Joe's. :)

[no dems]

One report said Teresa hsd to ask the Wendy's clerk what chili was; for real.

[Steven W.]

In addition to Kerry thumping his finger in the Marine's chest, this episode was also covered on C-SPAN "Road to the White House" - the press joked amongst themselves afterwards that the Kerry campaign folks made the stop out to be spontaneous yet the Secret Service acknowledged to the reporters that it had been pre-planned for over a week.

[Happy2BMe]

I can almost hear Thelma in her high-pitched "matter-of-fact" voice as she makes a quarter turn while walking out and saying, "Go soak you head! you LIBERAL tax-i-crat!"

[struwwelpeter]

I've some former relatives in Farmersburg, "Heart of the Cornbelt"... or was it Farley?

My ex-'s dad used to come up to Grand Forks AFB when we lived up there, driving around on his farmer diesel and milk checks. He'd look at the library, chapel, bowling alley, theater, and say "nothing but the best with the taxpayer's money!"

I don't miss Iowa democrats at all ;-)

[Dark Knight]

"the press joked amongst themselves afterwards that the Kerry campaign folks made the stop out to be spontaneous yet the Secret Service acknowledged to the reporters that it had been pre-planned for over a week."

His advance people are morons. No one Kerry "meets" spontaneously after a week of planning, should be random. If der Slickmeister had been doing it, Carville would have been in a Marine uniform and saluting!

DK

[AdequateMan]

I don't support Arab owned businesses or businesses owned by strong Dim-o-rat supporters. God only knows where your money is going; to support terrorists or the baby-killing, gay marriage lovin', socialist, anti-God, anti-American Democratic Party. Tell Mario, for me, to take his pasta and "shove it".

While I understand your not supporting obvious Democrat businesses, I would like you to explain your position of not supporting "arab" owned businesses. Here's a news flash for you: Most "arab" American business owners are here because they reject "Islamism" even if they are nominally Muslim. Quite a few are not, however. It's common to see Arab christians here as well as Muslims. I just think your post shows a bit of xenophobia and unfairly singles out Arabs who in many cases are conservative, capitalist, and productive members of society. The ones working for CAIR are living on the tit, but most business owners came here for opportunity and the ability to properly support a family on the fruits of their own labor. If you find THAT to be unamerican or offensive, I simply can't relate to that.

[devolve]