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Our National Hamster
Knowledge Is Power ^ | 7-31-04 | Rodger Schultz

Posted on 07/31/2004 4:15:33 AM PDT by Rodger Schultz



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hamster; kerryhamster
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To: RepublicanHippy
My daughter once gave mouth-to-mouth and CPR to a Gecko and it lived! Does this mean she gets to be Secretary of State?

No way. Too qualified for just Secretary of State. Giving mouth-to-mouth to a Gecko qualifies her for no less then U.N. Secretary General.

Kofi better watch himself !

81 posted on 08/01/2004 5:00:52 AM PDT by Popman
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To: Rodger Schultz
I hope for the the possibility that the Hamster anecdote will end up causing Kerry to have a "Checkers" (Nixon) moment toward the end of the campaign when he is down 10 points in the polls and is desperate to smear the "right wing spin machine".
82 posted on 08/01/2004 5:07:37 AM PDT by Rebelbase (H.W.O.V. (How Would Osama Vote?))
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To: Spotsy
Was any explanation offered for why the Kerrys brought the hampster boating with them?

You mean that you don't take your hampster with you when you go yachting? Everyone knows that the hampster is at his happiest while on the open seas.

83 posted on 08/01/2004 9:15:18 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I don't trust men who inject poison in their faces to remove wrinkles or who are democrats.)
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To: Rodger Schultz

This thread deserves a second day. It's sooooo funny!!!!


84 posted on 08/01/2004 10:05:25 AM PDT by tertiary01 (Kerry won't resign from the Senate because he KNOWS he will need SOME job in November!)
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To: Rodger Schultz

BTTT---after those depressing Sunday morning shows that some of the Freepers subject themselves to, this should add some levity to the day!!!


85 posted on 08/01/2004 10:24:54 AM PDT by tertiary01 (Kerry won't resign from the Senate because he KNOWS he will need SOME job in November!)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

hehehe!


86 posted on 08/01/2004 10:34:35 AM PDT by Ciexyz ("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
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To: Rodger Schultz

"HamsterWEAL! My name is Hamsterweal! Not Hamster Wheel!"


87 posted on 08/01/2004 11:43:39 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

ROTFLMAO


88 posted on 08/01/2004 11:44:58 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (NO SIMS CITY ON PUBLIC LAND.)
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To: texasflower

Yeah, but Kerry banks this sort of slop and extorts it for gain at some point down the road.


89 posted on 08/01/2004 11:51:20 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

"Happy" ping!


90 posted on 08/01/2004 11:51:20 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (NO SIMS CITY ON PUBLIC LAND.)
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To: Rodger Schultz

"All Your Hampsters Are Belong To Kerry."


91 posted on 08/01/2004 11:52:13 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Rodger Schultz
Flash of inspiration here.

The creativity on this board (and from linked sites) is absolutely amazing.

I am thinking to print them out and paste them about the town. Any suggestion, cautions - permissions, etc.?

92 posted on 08/01/2004 11:59:57 AM PDT by don-o (Stop Freeploading. Do the right thing and sign up for a monthly donation.)
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To: Rodger Schultz

BTTT--Enough of the depressing Sunday morning stuff, time for some humor.


93 posted on 08/01/2004 12:16:13 PM PDT by tertiary01 (Kerry won't resign from the Senate because he KNOWS he will need SOME job in November!)
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To: JulieRNR21

(((Flip-Flop Ping)))


94 posted on 08/01/2004 1:07:09 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes ("Benedict Arnold used to be a "war hero" too ...before he became a Traitor.")
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; Spotsy
"Was any explanation offered for why the Kerrys brought the hampster boating with them?'

They make a great topwater bait for bass and gar.

95 posted on 08/01/2004 1:12:36 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack ("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
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To: Seadog Bytes; Coleus
Hamsters???? And I thought 'Wabbits' were his favorite rodent....LOL

John Kerry commits "Hare-y Kerry"

Hare-y Kerry
He was known for a manner imperious,
With pretensions that now seem delirious,
For a man in the habit
Of a powder-blue rabbit
Can't expect to be taken too serious.
— F.R. Duplantier

---John McCaslin, Inside the Beltway
July 29, 2004

[From the photo of Kerry taken while he was visiting NASA]

96 posted on 08/01/2004 1:21:14 PM PDT by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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To: martin_fierro

VERY nice!


97 posted on 08/01/2004 1:22:44 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes ("Benedict Arnold used to be a "war hero" too ...before he became a Traitor.")
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To: Rodger Schultz
Hamster Flashbacks


98 posted on 08/01/2004 1:25:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
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To: Grampa Dave

You're telling me!


99 posted on 08/01/2004 1:26:43 PM PDT by hedgetrimmer
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To: Spotsy
Haunting Hamster Kerry


100 posted on 08/01/2004 1:29:03 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
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