Natalie Portman bashes Bush on David Letterman

To: The Scourge of Yazid

Still don't know her.

121 posted on 07/30/2004 12:06:45 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

I don't know if I'm artsy enough to be called a poet. I have a knack for rhyming but I really prefer song lyrics. Here is my favorite parody. The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts. by Jan and Dean

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Music intro

The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No

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Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

122 posted on 07/30/2004 12:09:52 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

Did I need to see last night's episode in order to understand your attempt at humor, or am I just not getting it, period?

123 posted on 07/30/2004 12:10:05 PM PDT by brewcrew

To: Conspiracy Guy

I have an idea, that might be up-thread...

Since nothing can deter me from being a Star Wars fan, and as I believe that President Bush will be re-elected, when Episode III comes out in May of 2005 (four months after W's re-inauguration), when her character first comes on the screen, perhaps I might yell out "FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!"

...or not...

124 posted on 07/30/2004 12:12:36 PM PDT by Christian4Bush (I approve this message: character and integrity matter. Bush/Cheney '04)

To: brewcrew; republicandiva; packer; qam1; Madison; Watery Tart

People in Wisconsin don't get me.

(Shrug.)

125 posted on 07/30/2004 12:13:21 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Paid for by the Palestinian National Authority. Actually paid for by those infidel devils. Shush!)

To: Christian4Bush

Put it on your calendar so you don't forget. May 2005

126 posted on 07/30/2004 12:17:32 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

127 posted on 07/30/2004 12:19:01 PM PDT by brewcrew

The fact that a 20 year old NYC college student is a Dem, celebrity or not, doesn't really bother me.

I'm more perturbed by Dave Letterman's increasingly evident willingness to allow his show to be the late night comedy equivilent of Democratic Underground.

From nasty jokes to out of context clips of the President stammering, the once middle of the road Dave has let his show become all Bush bashing all the time.

I can't watch him any more and I used to be a huge fan.

128 posted on 07/30/2004 12:20:17 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines

Leno doesn't want to alienate his audience so he bashes both parties.

Leno has talent and judgement. That combination is much rarer than it ought to be.

129 posted on 07/30/2004 12:28:35 PM PDT by jimfree (Never did no wanderin' after all.)

I'm still going to lay eggs in her stomach...

130 posted on 07/30/2004 12:33:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Lunatic turtle on the barnyard fence with a fruitcake gun, shouting many squirrels..)

To: rwfromkansas

131 posted on 07/30/2004 12:40:49 PM PDT by dwilli

She needs to upgrade those kneepads.

132 posted on 07/30/2004 12:40:50 PM PDT by Dr.Deth

Doubly so!

Where HRC's hand???

133 posted on 07/30/2004 1:05:29 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

I don't know who Natalie Portman is, so I'll just make like a tree and get outa here. </backtothefuture.wisconsin>

134 posted on 07/30/2004 1:08:23 PM PDT by Watery Tart ("Lady of the Rain-slicked Tarmac", She who Sharpens the Vorpal Hockey Stick))

Slip me some tongue!

135 posted on 07/30/2004 1:11:18 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)

Slip me some tongue!

136 posted on 07/30/2004 1:17:26 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)

Everyone here has very short memories. Natalie got a very complimentary thread praising her when she came out with pro-Isreal statements a year or so ago. It had much better pictures of a very beautiful girl.

I guess she's not perfect. I seem to remember she's anti RKBA also.

I guess I'll have to forget about a long term relationship with her, it'd never work as we are too different. When we meet up I'll only offer her for a one night stand.

137 posted on 07/30/2004 2:08:15 PM PDT by ibbryn (this tag intentionally left blank)

I would only want her for her brain.

138 posted on 07/30/2004 2:09:51 PM PDT by gathersnomoss

NATALIE: I know they don't mention it at Harvard, but the list of Democrats who have spoken out AGAINST Israel is growing everyday. And how much do you love the new BELLE of the BALL, Michael Moore? Do you know what he says about Israel? He applauds the palistinians bombing efforts and says the Israelis would also commit suicide bombings on pregnant women and other civilians if the "sandal was on the other foot." Do you agree with that? Wake up.

139 posted on 07/30/2004 2:22:34 PM PDT by Cinnamon Girl

Wow look at Natalie! I always knew Hillary was cold, but never have I seen such clear proof!!!

140 posted on 07/30/2004 2:24:51 PM PDT by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh

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